tiger woods is in sex rehab

Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen in public for almost 2 months now, and there are plenty of theories guessing why, but maybe it’s because he’s been in a sex rehab. Radar says…

The troubled golf great checked into Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, sources say.
The clinic (is) considered one of the top in the nation for sexual addiction.
According to the Web site for the facility, patients usually spend about six weeks in treatment.

Hm. Hattiesburg is where the University of Southern Mississippi is, and that school has like 5,000 hot young white girls, most of them blond, and it’s always 900 degrees so they’re wearing next to nothing. It’s pretty much the last place on earth Tiger Woods needs to be. The only thing he’s gonna learn is how to sneak into a dorm. They might as well have meetings inside a Hooters. This would be like giving a fat person diet tips, but instead of printing them out you write them in icing on a cake.