These may look like pictures you saw on Friday, the ones of Ashley Greene naked except for body paint, but they’re not. They’re all new. I don’t know who first thought up having only a thin layer of paint separating me from a sexy model and her tits, but that that person should be honored with one of those 40-story statues like the one of Jesus in Rio. It’s one of the greatest ideas anyone has ever had, second only to my idea of models naked except for a layer of my semen.
This is the perfect way to warm up on such a cold day…..
I think I love her
I have to agree, painted on bikini’s are a work of genius
I could paint her mouth.
Oh…..and the inside of her vagina.
I’m very tempted to make a fee fee at work and tug one out right now. Now this is a way to start a week out.
Meat,
I told you, either go jack of in the storage room, or slam your cock and balls in the desk drawer once or twice.
Either one will take care of the urge.
Its a personal choice really.
Rokan, I’m not a seasoned pro at this. If I slam the junk in the desk drawer, how do I know when to stop? Do I wait for blood? Will I climax? I need some real help on this one.
Paint the inside of her mouth? With what?
Happy Tuesday motherfuckers - - I am so done with Monday. This International Dateline thing is pretty cool. (Rok: btw, international dateline does not mean Chris Hanson shows up and spoils the party in Tijuana)
It’s kinda like Tom Sawyer’s whitewash, but thicker.
I traded Becky Thatcher an apple for it
It’s like looking at a girl wearing a one-piece bathing suit. Wowww. I’ll bet they didn’t even paint over her twat lips..she’s probably got a fucking pantyliner taped on.
Zombie, there are already nude pics floating around, we’ve seen her box&boobs, it’s a nice combo.
Yes D. Znuts, and I’ve seen Eva Angelina get her boobs and box fucked in several XXX movies but that doesn’t mean I want to watch her in some Cinemax softcore for a “nice combo”. Forgive me for not jizzing my pants over a chick with scales painted on her.
Eva is a goddess.
Morning Z. Good weekend?
Either she has no nipples or they were ’shopped out.
Oh right, I forgot that the sole reason pictures of people exist is to inspire jizz in your pants.
Mumble mumble something snarky, kick a puppy etc.
Squabbler: Pasties.
Squab they were shopped out of course. You can’t put nips in an ad that will show up in normal magazines