Kimberley Garner Cleavage Vacation and Crap Around the Web

January 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene aggressive cameltoe of the day (DrunkenStepfather) All the hottest pics of birthday babe Naya Rivera (TMZ) Erika Jordan nipples in wet white t-shirt’s got milk (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner gets casual on vacation (Egotastic) Lovely Liza strips off her skimpy lingerie (EgotasticAllStars) Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are bosom buddies (Popoholic) Meet Instagram cutie Daniella Beckerman (HollywoodTuna) HD TV Nudity Discovery: Katherine LaNasa in The Guardian (Mr.Skin) […]

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Kate Upton Gun Show and Shit Around the Web

June 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Anna Faris rocks a bikini, Yankee Doodle Boobies, and more!

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Ashley Greene Condo Fire Case Cracked

October 27, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After Ashley Greene’s condo burned down last year someone found a crack pipe in it, according to her building manager Adrian Mayorga. Apart from spreading sensationalized rumors about her, Mayorga is suing Greene for respiratory damage he incurred while huffing smoke from the flames. He is also insinuating Greene and the other two people in […]

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Ashley Greene Had A Nice Workout

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene should have been one of the few actors to make it out of the Twilight franchise with some star potential, but aside from a few roles in things that nobody cared about, she hasn’t been doing much of anything. That doesn’t really matter, though, as long as she keeps taking long walks to […]

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Ashley Greene Is Dating This Random Guy

September 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene could be a neo-Nazi with a horrible secret past of murdering children, but even if that was true she’d still be the hottest kid-killing Hitler fan out there. That’s why it’s kind of disappointing that she’s dating this random bearded guy in a tank top instead of someone a lot more famous. Of […]

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Ashley Greene Is A Considerate Daredevil

July 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Twilight actress Ashley Greene seems like a very nice young woman, as evidenced by some of the photos that she posts to her Instagram account. For example, this photo and this photo both feature things that appeal to me and many other men throughout the world, and they make me want to see Ashley in […]

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Ashley Greene’s Condo Just Burned Down

March 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Residents in the building who live near Ashley tell TMZ … Ashley’s brother and assistant had been going in and out of the condo all morning. One resident says she heard glass exploding in Ashley’s condo. I guess I have a suspicious mind, but this sounds pretty suspicious to me, right before a fire takes […]

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What The Crap, MTV?

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has watched the MTV Movie Awards in at least 10 years, the network confidently announced the nominees […]

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Ashley Greene has red hair now

October 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Remember this episode of ‘the Simpsons’ where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it’s wrong so Homer tells her it’s like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream and those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up, and Lisa concludes, “so gambling makes a good […]

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