02.08.2010 blake lively is up there somewhere

Gossip Girl Stars Hanging Out On Their Balcony In Miami (NO GERM

Lots of fancy Hollywood stars descended on Miami this weekend to watch the New Orleans Saints win Superbowl 44, among them ‘Gossip Girl’ star Blake Lively, who hung out on her hotel balcony in a bikini with Chace Crawford. God knows why he was there but it sure as hell wasn’t for football and girls in bikinis. He’s what would happen if two gay guys could reproduce, and they had a son. And that son f’d another dude and they had a son, and so on and so on for a few generations, until eventually any heterosexual genes were replaced by completely fabulous ones rollerblading around in a tank top and tiny shorts.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/08/2010 10:45

    Bathe her and bring her to me.

  2. SsnakeOil 02/08/2010 10:48

    Make sure you wash all the nooks and crannies.

  3. Baphomet 02/08/2010 10:48

    Gotta admit, that is one banging body!

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 10:52

    9 obstructed pics of her in a bikini, on the phone, behind some modern looking railing. What a horrible week this is gonna be. Good morning. I hope you guys made some superbowl money

  5. oy 02/08/2010 10:53

    yesh!

  6. SsnakeOil 02/08/2010 10:57

    I made $15. I’m putting it towards my kids’ college funds.

  7. Rokan 02/08/2010 11:08

    WTF!!!

    It didn’t say obstructed view on my ticket!

  8. tiffanypup 02/08/2010 11:15

    Wow she looks super pretty in her bikini and shades. Get all of Blake’s clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=764

  9. Sensei John Kreese 02/08/2010 11:15

    I’m disappointed in the paparazzi. They’re slipping. I expect much better intruding pictures.

  10. Rokan 02/08/2010 11:16

    This is the worst posting on “Guess Her Muff” I’ve ever seen!

    What? This isn’t Guess Her Muff?

    Never mind

  11. Naddz Dangle 02/08/2010 11:17

    Meh…

  12. RemSteale 02/08/2010 11:18

    guesshermuff is okay, but isshefilthy is much more fun

  13. DB's Treasure 02/08/2010 11:21

    I’d tie my dick in a knot just so it would get stuck in her clam. This bitch is hot.

  14. Watt 02/08/2010 11:24

    http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/a/alyssa_milano_(pathology)german_audio.jpg

    NSFW

  15. Sensei John Kreese 02/08/2010 11:28

    A much better shot, she’s got a nice turd cutter on her:

    http://tiny.cc/bwYaT

  16. Rokan 02/08/2010 11:28

    Try a half-hitch, DB.

    My Scoutmaster taught me that one.

  17. Topper 02/08/2010 11:31

    This weekend was a bit like my cock. Not quite long enough.

  18. RemSteale 02/08/2010 11:32

    Whereas for me the weekend was the complete opposite

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 11:33

    i shouldnt have smoked that super bowl roach this morning.

  20. Rokan 02/08/2010 11:35

    Decorating with the Mrs. again, Rem?

    After a while, all the swatches look the same.

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