hahaha, you suck jennifer aniston

By brendon February 17, 2010 @ 12:18 PM

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10 days ago Jennifer Aniston spent her birthday in Mexico with some friends, including rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, and she went on Access Hollywood and talked about how wonderful he is and then listed all the reasons why he’s so wonderful.

Gerard Butler did not go on Access Hollywood. Instead he went to Rio and surrounded himself with gorgeous women who seem to think shirts are made of poison. Oh and also Nicole Scherzinger, who by the way just broke up with her boyfriend two months ago. The Sun says…

Fresh from his Mexican trip to celebrate JENNIFER ANISTON’s 41st birthday, the Scottish lothario hightailed it to the Rio de Janeiro carnival.
And it didn’t take him long to pick up a bikini-clad A-lister in the form of PUSSYCAT DOLLS babe NICOLE SCHERZINGER.
Can’t imagine these two have too much in common.
That said, it doesn’t take a genius to work out what Gerry might see in perfectly-formed Nic…

I’m sure if you looked close enough you could find Aniston in these pictures, 20 yards behind Butler, in a poncho and sombrero and a big bushy mustache. Crying. Because this clingy bitch bonds like cement to every poor bastard unfortunate enough to bang her.

(image source = splash news online)

wwtdd

(66) Comments

  1. avatar
    RemSteale 02/17/2010 12:22

    Seriously Brendin, why the hate for Aniston, she’s prefectly fuckable?

  2. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 12:23

    Rem,

    He’s just trying to look cool.

    Nicole Sheringer has a wet balloon-knot

  3. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 12:25

    He is going to pass out if he keeps sucking his stomach in…

  4. avatar
    RemSteale 02/17/2010 12:26

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, great avi Rokan

  5. avatar
    ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 12:27

    Aniston has a pretty good bod, but she has a helmet like a cartoon character.

  6. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 12:28

    Pepper,

    I’m stealing the avi you made in honor of poor Zombie.

    I wish you were better at photo shop.

    Can you take a class at the community college and give it another go?

    I’ll pay for it.

  7. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 12:29

    Thanks, Rem.

    Pepper made it. Its a little rough, but in all fairness, remember, Pepper doesn’t have opposable thumbs.

  8. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 12:30

    I made that?
    To be honest, I don’t remember…….

  9. avatar
    ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 12:31

    That explains all the typos.

  10. avatar
    eibmoZ 02/17/2010 12:31

    …is it safe to come out now?

  11. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 12:32

    LOL
    very funny DTF

  12. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 12:35

    Great,

    Now we know that Finkle is all the sock puppets who hate Zombie, I expect we’ll see the whole crowd.

  13. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/17/2010 12:36

    it’s looking AWFULLY like Tmz around these parts.

  14. avatar
    eibmoZ 02/17/2010 12:36

    Rokan, on the sober tip, I got this one and Finks. That’s it.

    However, jack may show up soon; ‘cuz I suspect his driver is close by…

  15. avatar
    jack ass 02/17/2010 12:39

    HONK HONK

  16. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/17/2010 12:39

    since were on this topic, for the record, i am only Dirty Dirt. I am not jack ass or mikey, or chubby or whatever that mikeychubb fat fuck was.

  17. avatar
    RemSteale 02/17/2010 12:41

    I am only me, dont have time for a split personality

  18. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 12:41

    Have not been home in 4 days..it looks like I get to go home today and then back here ’till Sunday….I do love Fashion week..they keep me busy.

  19. avatar
    Mike Hunt 02/17/2010 12:41

    I want to go on the record that Pepper is my master.
    Hee-Fucking Haw!!!!!!

    Zombie. Come out and Plaaaaayyyyyy

  20. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 12:41

    I am a da Pepper.

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