02.08.2010 jennifer aniston still sucks

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Jennifer Aniston and her barren womb went down to Mexico this weekend with some friends, including apparent boyfriend Gerard Butler and Courteney Cox. Aniston looks okay but that’s because these pictures were taken from a million miles away. Much like how pictures of the Loch Ness monster look real but when you see it up close you realize it’s a haphazardly thrown together mess. So Jennifer Aniston and monsters have more in common than you might have thought.

(source = splash news online)


(301) Comments

  1. Zombie 02/08/2010 12:35

    Jennifer Aniston still sucks….

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    …my cock when the photographers aren’t looking.

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:38

    bitch is 10 times hotter then blake lively. Jolie is looking haggard these days.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:39

    wtf? did you get the out of focus blurry pic set two fer deal today?

    FOCUS MOTHER FUCKER!

  4. SuperB 02/08/2010 12:40

    She is dating Gerard Butler

    ::slow clap::

    first non uber douche since Brad

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:40

    ohhhh i get it, it’s blurry bikini photo day.

  6. Observer 02/08/2010 12:40

    Is her tit out in that blurry pic….?

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:41

    i’d like to see brad and gerard fight it out for her gash.

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/08/2010 12:41

    She may suck but that is still one fine Greek ass I would love to bury my face in.

  9. Observer 02/08/2010 12:41

    The ONLY two fuckable “Friends”……..

  10. TedSheckler 02/08/2010 12:42

    Shes got a smelly pussy. Google it

  11. DB's Treasure 02/08/2010 12:43

    “Jennifer Aniston still sucks”

    Yet, Br3ndon, she’s 1,000x hotter than your zipperhead gook girlfriend. Christ, Jennifer Aniston could scream Brad Pitt’s name and draw a picture of his face during sex, and I’d still give up half a leg to fuck the sense outta her.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:43

    obs, i figured you’d have a penchant for ross?

  13. Topper 02/08/2010 12:45

    Gerard needs to get away from her in proper Spartan style and fall on his sword.

  14. Zombie 02/08/2010 12:47

    SuperB, Gerard Butler is the biggest douche of them all. Vince Vaughn was the only halfway cool one.

    Honestly, I can’t think of any other ones besides Brad.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:47

    he needs to make like a greek and plow that ass. She’s greek, she does anal.

  16. Death to Finkle! 02/08/2010 12:49

    DB is apparently riding cotton today….

    …awesome!

  17. Smeg McMuffin 02/08/2010 12:49

    you say barren womb like it’s a bad thing.

  18. Rokan 02/08/2010 12:53

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

  19. The Keeper 02/08/2010 12:55

    Still would do her…

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/08/2010 12:56

    Rokan did it.

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