02.02.2010 i think im in love

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British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement is in Thailand this week as part of her world tour to make flat chested girls feel bad about themselves, presumably sponsored by Allergan. And she’s worth every penny because she’s fantastic. Maybe even perfect. If she was on her knees as if to give me oral, even if she had blood and chunks of human flesh falling out of her mouth, I would still stick my penis in there.

(source = splash news exclusives)


(67) Comments

  1. DarkCherry 02/02/2010 14:51

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

  2. Observer 02/02/2010 14:51

    Nice tits being bared for the general public is a look I can live with……

  3. DarkCherry 02/02/2010 14:52

    the rose tat is fucking ghey but the Betty Paige is alright.

  4. ohmwrecker 02/02/2010 14:55

    It only took an hour for WWTDD to go from 0 to 60. What a well run machine. The bird, not the website.

  5. iwontrememberthis 02/02/2010 14:55

    Wow.

  6. DB's Treasure 02/02/2010 14:56

    I’m actually digging the rose tattoo and that….whatever one it is on her right set of ribs. Not enough ass pics in the gallery to allow me to give a complete opinion, but who the fuck am I kidding….I’d drink her toilet water.

  7. DarkCherry 02/02/2010 14:57

    hum she used to be blonde but i think she looks way hotter as a brunette.

    although here she just looks a little…special

    http://tinyurl.com/yf62fkm

  8. LukeyWes 02/02/2010 14:57

    When is Dirty Dirty McGirk going to say something hilarious, intelligent, and witty. I’ll check back in 5!

  9. Just the Tip 02/02/2010 14:59

    I think she’d look way hotter topless…

    I could give a shit about blonde or brunette.

  10. Watt 02/02/2010 14:59

    Covering those tits should be criminal.

  11. ohmwrecker 02/02/2010 14:59

    She could have a tattoo covering her entire face and she would still be the prettiest girl in a room filled with Gagas, Gyyllenhhaaallls and Snookis.

  12. slyder2120 02/02/2010 14:59

    dis bitch has sum nice titties

  13. SuperB 02/02/2010 15:00

    Would…hulk…smash

  14. Slaappy 02/02/2010 15:00

    Stay Klassy!!!

  15. DB's Treasure 02/02/2010 15:03

    Cali, if by “special” you meant that “she’d catch more ribbon from me than all the holiday gifts in the world”, then yes….I’d say she looks “special”.

  16. DarkCherry 02/02/2010 15:05

    DB - i meant to post the one before that where she’s sitting on the bed and smiling.

  17. SuperB 02/02/2010 15:06

    When I thought today couldn’t get any worse, I fire up the XBOX since I feel like it has been neglected of late….

    RED RING OF HELL….FUCK

  18. Watt 02/02/2010 15:06

    MOAR CATZ

  19. Observer 02/02/2010 15:07

    Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
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    A. Money

  20. Slaappy 02/02/2010 15:08

    <<<< I just had to add to the fun

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