British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement is in Thailand this week as part of her world tour to make flat chested girls feel bad about themselves, presumably sponsored by Allergan. And she’s worth every penny because she’s fantastic. Maybe even perfect. If she was on her knees as if to give me oral, even if she had blood and chunks of human flesh falling out of her mouth, I would still stick my penis in there.
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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Nice tits being bared for the general public is a look I can live with……
the rose tat is fucking ghey but the Betty Paige is alright.
It only took an hour for WWTDD to go from 0 to 60. What a well run machine. The bird, not the website.
Wow.
I’m actually digging the rose tattoo and that….whatever one it is on her right set of ribs. Not enough ass pics in the gallery to allow me to give a complete opinion, but who the fuck am I kidding….I’d drink her toilet water.
hum she used to be blonde but i think she looks way hotter as a brunette.
although here she just looks a little…special
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When is Dirty Dirty McGirk going to say something hilarious, intelligent, and witty. I’ll check back in 5!
I think she’d look way hotter topless…
I could give a shit about blonde or brunette.
Covering those tits should be criminal.
She could have a tattoo covering her entire face and she would still be the prettiest girl in a room filled with Gagas, Gyyllenhhaaallls and Snookis.
dis bitch has sum nice titties
Would…hulk…smash
Stay Klassy!!!
Cali, if by “special” you meant that “she’d catch more ribbon from me than all the holiday gifts in the world”, then yes….I’d say she looks “special”.
DB - i meant to post the one before that where she’s sitting on the bed and smiling.
When I thought today couldn’t get any worse, I fire up the XBOX since I feel like it has been neglected of late….
RED RING OF HELL….FUCK
MOAR CATZ
Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
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A. Money
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