Last week it was reported that JWoww from the MTV show ‘Jersey Shore’ was the subject of some naked pictures being shopped around. You may have noticed no one bought them. Probably because we were all hoping for the real hotness to get naked. And now it’s happening, I’m really doing it, living my dream!
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets.
The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
And if it’s not Snooki in the photos then she has an identical twin!
I’m gonna guess it was her. There’s nothing in our world that looks like that. She’s like something that shows up after you’ve been cursed. Like you’d make fun of some gypsy after you stepped on a doll that looks like Snooki and then a week later Snooki will have come to life and crossed over into this world. At first you’ll just hear little footsteps running around late at night, then you’ll see a menacing little goblin in the mirror behind you or peering out from behind the arm of the couch before disappearing. Then one day you get fired and your car is stolen and you come home and your girlfriend has been hacked into a thousand pieces, and this fat little chupacabra here comes out pointing a stick at you with some kind of instructions and a warning.
(picture source = flynet online)
Finally the goddamn Gaga posts have ceased.
Wtf is this shit?
She looks like the product of an unholy humping between Christina Aguilera and an Oompa Loompa.
This? THIS itty bitty chunkster is what swept America’s “Reality” Television by storm?
I should start a reality tv series with just me standing in front of the camera for an hour doing whistle impressions with my belly button. I’m sure I can make a quick buck.
Something about
one of DB’s girlsa tubby chick in Uggs.Snooki ? really WTF man? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
db, this chunkster and her goomba cohorts, are getting $160k each for another season of this bullshit. I want to kill most american’s now.
She looks like she was created in a test tube on the Island of Dr. Moreau.
donkey punch?
please get these whores off my monitor ..
Three toed sloth, lizard and baboon DNA. In case you were wondering.
The plane. The plane!
she looks three feet tall
Deebs should get a pair of uggs for men.
Zombie, I would have to be paid to bang snookie
i saw some twink in macy’s with a quaff and a pair of uggs. Me and the 2 people with me pointed and laughed hysterically at him/it as we passed.
Some slow turd left an ALL CAPS rant on the last thread . . . really? Using caps lock to rant about the stupidity of the writer of this site is like a leftnutofjesus critique of a Cormac McCarthy novel.
Maybe I interpreted Tolkein wrong….I thought female dwarves had beards.
Oh wait, The Situation….got it.
She looks like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns.
I wish this chick would just get punched in the face.
Really fuckin’ har-….. oh yeah that’s right.