Jenni Farley, who you may but probably don't know by her nickname "JWoww" on the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', has become famous for her fantastically huge implants and tops that barely cover them. Now comes news that naked pictures of her are for sale, as was implied by every single noun in that first sentence.
There are at least three photos of Jwoww … In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It's shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans. A second photo shows Jwoww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She's also wearing boots. The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where Jwoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots.
This girl is a genius. When are girls who want to be famous gonna accept the fact that the best way to do that is to leak naked pictures of yourself. By emailing them to me for example. That's what Audrina Patridge did, and now look at her. She was nobody before Tyler published her naked pictures, now she's rich as a king and engaged to George Clooney.
(She's not engaged to George Clooney? How do you know? What are you, a detective? Are you positive? Maybe it's a secret. That goddamn gif took me forever to make, btw.)