Ooohhh, just a few more minutes! I wonder what he’ll say? I bet it’s surprising!
UPDATE - This is the most important story in the world, so I assume everyone saw that he’s going back to sex rehab after this. That guy in Austin picked a bad day to crash a plane into the IRS. Who gives a shit if the government takes half our money. TIGER WOODS TIGER WOODS TIGER WOODS!!!
UPDATE - His coat is weird. It looks like he’s wearing a cape.
UPDATE - “As Elin pointed out to me…” Does she remind you when you haven’t taken your estrogen too. Fag.
UPDATE - Jesus Christ dude, get over yourself. He acts like we sent him to reignite the sun and he screwed it up. The whole world isn’t disappointed and let down.
UPDATE - ooo, the President Woods angle is so stately.
UPDATE - “Boooo, you suck! You’re not funny! Get off the stage!”
UPDATE - The 3 girls in the front row must be flattered to know that they were chosen because they’re frumpy and unthreatening. It would have been funnier to have a bunch of hot blonds and a fug chick in a Perkins waitress outfit.
UPDATE - I think Tiger thinks he’s Batman.
it’s shocking i know!
It’d be great if he just said, “Yeah, I did it. Whatchu gonna do, bitches?”
and it begins…….
Bollocks………
anybody hear about the guy in jersey that threw his 2 month old daughter off a bridge into the raritan river, after beating down and choking out it’s grandmother and kidnapping her? WTF?
Hey - the upside is the daughter will be spared the Tiger Woods gaggle.
Wonder if the daughter will end up on Jersey Shore, Dirt.
/rimshot
I am a so vewy, vewy sowey…….
Where the white woman at?
Here’s the tiger posts:
Prep post (this)
Statement
Reaction 1
Reaction 2
Reaction 3
Nice DTF!
The only thing funny about this was the reference to the IRS Plane Crash…other than that *yawn*. I think he should have come out all ghettoed out and be the first PGA golfer sponsored by FUBU, Ecko, etc.
Jeez, lighten up Tiger. I almost expected him to pul out a glock and eat the bullet
Hey Ros, how is your morning going?
Is the Ninja finished?
rem - Seriously…and how about you stick to matters of your dick, not your charity interests?
DDM - Morning, sweetie…you watching this horseshit?
Tiger should come straight out with it.
“Listen, I like pussy. I like white pussy even more, Guys you know what i’m talking about (turns to all the white golfers for support). This shit is between me and my wife. Now shut the fuck up, and stop making a story out of it and let me go back to playing golf. I’m an athlete, and a dam good one. Let me get my sponsors back and let me go back to playing golf. Now fuck off.”
Kobe raped some chick in the ass and we all forgave him, so lets just get on with it
Man is he pussywhipped.
I love the way he made it quite apparent that his wife never hit him, nothing to do with showing his wife is better than he is.
Wait, now he’s attacking the press. Go Tiger
Yeah not watching this crap.
yeah i’d rather sit in the corner of a dark room.