Steve Martin actually did a good job when he hosted the Oscars in 2001 and 2003, and although Alec Baldwin is a dirty god damn hippie, he’s a tremendous actor and entertaining guy. So together they should be fine when they co-host the Academy Awards on March 7th. But the new producers of this years show told NPR this morning that their first choice for a host was Sacha Baron Cohen.
But it was not to be. When they told the Academy, they “swatted it down,” Shankman said. “They thought it was too big of a wild card. They thought it was just too unpredictable.”
Yeah god forbid the Academy Awards be unpredictable. In other words entertaining. What did they really think he was gonna do, bring a pony on stage and slaughter it? Then chew on it’s bones and swim in it’s blood? And even if he did, the kids watching need to grow up someday. Oh stop crying. This is real life.
I think Sasha BC is entirely likely to slaughter a pony on stage and chew on it’s bones while swimming in it’s blood. As long as he thinks it will get a laugh
he has already slaughteres a few attempts at comedy, so sure why not the pony
and Finks…I wear the heels at times….brat ass
panties? never…
Hah! I was right
Have you people noticed that Sasha Baron Cohen is this decade’s Tom Green? What a fucking loser.
Aight, ros, if you insist on sticking around, you gotta learn some basic rules:
1. Typos are pepper’s bit
2. Ellipses are Observer’s bit
3. Forward any links with huge asses you come across to DB’s Treasure
4. I get to organize DarkChery’s shoe closet
That’s all I’ve got.
*DarkCherry’s
I’ll kill.
his Ali G stuff was funny when it first came out and his interview with Posh and Becks is classic as he actually gets to her not only smile but laugh. but other than that… Borat was funny until everyone got naked then it was just uncomfortable.
No-one is as bad, and unfunny as Tom Green
Sup,
Can you describe the length of the heels, along with any information on what kind of imprint they would leave if you stepped down hard on Finkle’s scrotum?
Two movies I’ll never watch - Bruno and Brokeback
Yeah, I’m a homophobe
(Anxiously awaiting)
DB’s - Absolutely spot the fuck on. I check out Tom Green’s web show now, and it’s not half bad honestly. I think Tom Green’s overcome Tom Green and now SBC is the annoying twat that will do anything for a laugh. Not that there aren’t moments (see: Ron Paul/Bruno), but for the most part just annoying.
Fink - Right on. I’ll slip into ellipsis-ville occasionally, as I’ve been an English teacher, but I’ll show at least some restraint at fervent usage.
:: Scratches head ::
Is it just me?
/thumbs through dictionary
f… fe… fer…ferv…
SBC is the opposite of funny. So he IS the new Tom Green.
Sure, they are BCBG patent pointy toe 5 inch stiletto heels. Silver buckle on the toe.
so a good pretty good squish print on the nards
At last, someone else who can spell and use long words
Sorry, Fink…I’ll stick to monosyllabic…
….wait…SMALL words…I’ll stick to small words.
rosdaddy,
what’s your take on improppa sit-set use?