In two days, for the first time in over 10 weeks, Tiger Woods will make a public appearance that will be aired on live television, during which he will apologize for his infidelity, among other things. His agent says…
Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11 a.m. (EST) Friday at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he intends to apologize for his behavior.
This will not be an open media event. However, it is understood that there are many media who are interested in what he has to say. In order to accommodate as best we can, we are working to arrange pool coverage of Tiger’s remarks.
There will be a network pool camera providing coverage of his talk. The feed will be available live to any network or station that wishes to air it. A limited number of print and wire service reporters will be in attendance and will share their notes, color and background on a pooled basis.
Holly shit this is gonna be awkward. For everyone. He should come out in a crown and a long leopard-spotted velvet cape, and on the screen it would say, “TIGER WOODS: KING OF BITCHES”. And then Tiger could say he was just joking, and people would be like, “hey, his joking around has really put me at ease.”
DDM. looks like Brendturd is giving you an early present.
“I apologize. But you must all understand that my thirst for crushing vag was really quite unquenchable. I love vaginas. Vaginas love me. For quite sometime, whores and their readily made available vaginas were all I cared about. Now, I’m supposed to nail only one vagina for the rest of my life. So, it is with great dismay that I must admit my life is now officially over. FML.”
I think the background music to the video feed should be something tasteful like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY
SFW
Woodsman,
Not a bad choice. But I think THIS would be a better choice :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyTp9swrso
(sfw)
… or any cheesy porn music such as that theme, really.
This chick’s body is soooo hot
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266444086014.jpg
DB,
Ummmmm…. seriously??? I mean she’s got some nice tig ol bitties on her, but that’s a pretty huge ass, and those calves are bigger than my thighs.
She looks hungry!
I can’t wait for this
Thunder, I love me some big, luscious asses like that.
“I hereby apologize to all of the ladies I did not get to fuck yet. Don’t worry darlings, I’ll get to you all soon enough!”
PLUS:
It just HAS to be set to ths music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xhi4H9fH4
I think he should actually get down on his knees in front of his wife and belt that number out!
[...] WWTDD [...]
Does this mean his broken jaw has healed? I heard he had his jaw wired shut for 6 weeks.
Got to love me those flexible girls!!!
TOTALLY NSFW!!
http://tinyurl.com/yaa6wwa
Nice cameltoe…
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http://www.dlisted.com/node/36121/images/wenn5430824.jpg
who cares about a boring golfer loosing his balls in the rough.
If i were him, I just say: “So I fuck a lot of strange, so what? I’m just sorry my wife found out and beat the shit out of me with a golf club.”
And if his wife is looking for a good revenge fuck… I’m available.
Hey, someone take look at this.
Does this looks swollen to you
A little cream will take care of that….works for me…