Audrina Patridge of the Hills is in FHM this month, and holy shit does she look fantastic. She somehow turned into Carol Alt from 1982 and with way better breasts. The good news is she’s in a bikini, but that’s also the bad news. Meanwhile I’m over here topless. If she has a top, and I need a top, I don’t think it would kill her to let me borrow hers. That’s called “sharing” Audrina. Stop being so stuck up.
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FHM magazine = Fuck Her Mouth?
…because that’s a good place to start….
Remember when a “poster” could get in “trouble” for saying “First”….and then we changed it to “Fist”?
no?
…me neither…..
Something tells me that if she took off her top there would be scars and oddly-shaped bits (so I don’t think you want that).
yeah she deff went to big with the bolt on’s and they look excessive imo, but more importantly, what did she get done to her face? Her eyes don’t look as wonky as they did last year?
Did they airbrush her eyes right side up?
Fuck you & your quicker typing, Mcgirk.
THREE!
She looks sort of stupid…..
….which is a trait to my advantage in this case….
Well, its an improvement over the Goat
i bet this will carry the main page for a bit. These pics look like they were expensive.
Audrina, baby… there’s only one Carmen Electra… and you ain’t her.
Gotta admit, she looks better than Montag. That’s not saying much. Anything Hills related should be burned.
Carmen Electra in baywatch. Watching those breasts bounce up and down a beach in a red bikini was a major part of my youth
Youth?
You’re not fooling anyone Rem… you’re older than that… c’mon… it was Erika Eleniak for you.
No, Erika didnt do anything for me, I still remembered her from ET.
I did like the tall brunette though, what was her name??
Alexandra Paulk, that was it
I’d hit it!!!
First….
Fist…
*Paul
Just for you DDM:
The hills are alive…
…with the sound of…
…boobage.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I won’t like DDM. I love CSI Miami. Its supposed to be like that. Its the more cartoony CSI. Vegas is more procedure and NY is more gore. Miami is flashy cartoony.
Can anyone tell me who won at the Olympics?