audrina patridge + bikini = awesome

By brendon March 02, 2010 @ 10:36 AM

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Audrina Patridge of the Hills is in FHM this month, and holy shit does she look fantastic. She somehow turned into Carol Alt from 1982 and with way better breasts. The good news is she’s in a bikini, but that’s also the bad news. Meanwhile I’m over here topless. If she has a top, and I need a top, I don’t think it would kill her to let me borrow hers. That’s called “sharing” Audrina. Stop being so stuck up.

wwtdd

(66) Comments

  1. avatar
    Observer 03/02/2010 10:41

    FHM magazine = Fuck Her Mouth?

    …because that’s a good place to start….

  2. avatar
    Observer 03/02/2010 10:42

    Remember when a “poster” could get in “trouble” for saying “First”….and then we changed it to “Fist”?

    no?

    …me neither…..

  3. avatar
    Admiral 03/02/2010 10:42

    Something tells me that if she took off her top there would be scars and oddly-shaped bits (so I don’t think you want that).

  4. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/02/2010 10:45

    yeah she deff went to big with the bolt on’s and they look excessive imo, but more importantly, what did she get done to her face? Her eyes don’t look as wonky as they did last year?

  5. avatar
    Just the Tip 03/02/2010 10:45

    Did they airbrush her eyes right side up?

  6. avatar
    Just the Tip 03/02/2010 10:46

    Fuck you & your quicker typing, Mcgirk.

  7. avatar
    Just the Tip 03/02/2010 10:46

    THREE!

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    Observer 03/02/2010 10:46

    She looks sort of stupid…..

    ….which is a trait to my advantage in this case….

  9. avatar
    RemSteale 03/02/2010 10:51

    Well, its an improvement over the Goat

  10. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/02/2010 10:54

    i bet this will carry the main page for a bit. These pics look like they were expensive.

  11. avatar
    Just the Tip 03/02/2010 10:55

    Audrina, baby… there’s only one Carmen Electra… and you ain’t her.

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    RangerLG 03/02/2010 11:00

    Gotta admit, she looks better than Montag. That’s not saying much. Anything Hills related should be burned.

  13. avatar
    RemSteale 03/02/2010 11:03

    Carmen Electra in baywatch. Watching those breasts bounce up and down a beach in a red bikini was a major part of my youth

  14. avatar
    Just the Tip 03/02/2010 11:04

    Youth?

    You’re not fooling anyone Rem… you’re older than that… c’mon… it was Erika Eleniak for you.

  15. avatar
    RemSteale 03/02/2010 11:07

    No, Erika didnt do anything for me, I still remembered her from ET.

    I did like the tall brunette though, what was her name??

  16. avatar
    RemSteale 03/02/2010 11:07

    Alexandra Paulk, that was it

  17. avatar
    pepper 03/02/2010 11:07

    I’d hit it!!!
    First….
    Fist…

  18. avatar
    RemSteale 03/02/2010 11:08

    *Paul

  19. avatar
    Watt 03/02/2010 11:08

    Just for you DDM:

    The hills are alive…

    …with the sound of…

    …boobage.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

    I won’t like DDM. I love CSI Miami. Its supposed to be like that. Its the more cartoony CSI. Vegas is more procedure and NY is more gore. Miami is flashy cartoony.

  20. avatar
    pepper 03/02/2010 11:09

    Can anyone tell me who won at the Olympics?

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