These pictures of Bar Refaeli at last nights Vanity Fair party got me wondering where Jewish people rank her on lists of great Jews throughout history. Jews love organizing things, so I knew they would have plenty of lists like that, and I was right. But then things quickly took a perplexing turn. It seems crazy, but none of the lists I found even had her in the top 5? Oh I know, right? What the hell is that all about?
Moses, Abraham, David and Jesus were in most of the top 5 lists because of their miracles and religious leadership, but if all 4 of them were doing pretty much the same thing, how hard could it have really been? Meanwhile there’s only one Bar. So those 4 are out.
That leaves only Einstein, whose Theory of Relativity showed how a large amount of energy could be released from a small amount of matter. This would eventually lead to the atomic bombs that killed 250,000 Japanese in WWII. Unlike Einstein’s insatiable thirst for blood and hunger to kill, Bar sends only a message of love and peace.
So do these new findings mean that Bar Refaeli is the greatest Jew of all time? According to the data, yes. Yes she is.
but where is Leo????
She definitely is historically important. I’ve grown a monument in her honor.
nice. 15 pics of some whore who makes millions for just being alive, and not a shred of nudity.
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
^ I really want you dead
Vanity Fair to Jews to the Theory of Relativity..?..
…uhhh…
someone told me that marketing is hawking ad space in the comment section. are they looking for their special someone….god i hate you.
My Special Someone is in a laundry basket…
DAMN YOU DDM!
wait, what happened to the kanye post?
fuck did i just type that?
If Rokan de-worms her…….I’ll de-Jew her…..
DDM……that post is better off dead…
Her face needs a coating of man glaze.
John Cusack - good movie…
TWO DOLLARS! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
Back “in the day”…..Jewish girls were less circumspect about public nudity…….
http://tinyurl.com/yj48f9b
Dang, she’s gotta stop spending so much time in the sun, her skin makes her look like she’s 40. A really, really good 40, though.
Damn, that….that was evil, Obs.
I would rank her at #2. Just under Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein is what I call my penis.
Deebs…..
….even I debated the possibility of posting that one……
god damn that’s one kosher piece of ass. I’ll bet her pussy tastes like milk and honey.
Her. Me. Charisma. I’ll die a happy man.
Why Ohm, because its old and wrinkly?
ZIIIIIING!