Bar Refaeli Quickly Pregnant

March 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Stories about supermodels being pregnant seem less immediate when you're quite certain you're not fucking supermodels. 

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Bar Refaeli Postpartum Spank Banking

September 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pregnancy is to be cherished. Both among your family and friends and a few million dudes whacking off to your bikini photos on social media. We've come a long way in reducing the stigma of pre and postpartum bellies... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Is A No Show And Shit Around The Web

March 25, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hottest Jewess ever Bar Refaeli is five months pregnant…but you seriously can’t tell. I guess that’s what probably happens when you don’t eat. Can a fetus live off of cigarettes and Diet Coke? I came out okay. Hopefully her... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Preggo Titties Are Out Of Control And Shit Around The Web

February 13, 2016 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I know pregnancy is the miracle of life and all that shit, but it’s generally pretty gross. But the best part has to be how huge a woman’s tits grow. Take Bar Refaeli who is about to bust out... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Arrested

December 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Israeli model Bar Refaeli was busted for cheating on her taxes. It takes a lot of cajones to fudge your income taxes in a nation full of accountants. Refeali hid foreign income by being paid in Range Rovers which... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Lingeries In A Barn And Shit Around The Web

December 17, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Have you ever been to Israel? There are chicks like Bar Refaeli all over the place. The problem is that when they get older they start to resemble little Jewish Yodas. I can say that because I’m Jewish and... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Real Tits, Secret Shame

June 2, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bar Refaeli was born with her girl parts. Don’t hold that against her. It’s not easy for a natural born to get by these days. They’re boring and lack media spectacle. How many souls will Bar Refeali inspire to... READ MORE

Bar Refaeli Isn’t Half-Bad Looking

May 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Bar Refaeli has washed ashore on a deserted island and is setting about to build herself some shelter. Thatcould happen. Don’t think she doesn’t have a zombie attack plan. Or, more realistically, a Hezbollah attack plan where all... READ MORE

Israel Isn’t Cool With Bar Refaeli Banging Puppets (VIDEO)

April 1, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Israel’s Second Authority for Television and Radio decided that the idea of Bar Refaeli having an orgy with a giant purple puppet and two clones of herself, all in the name of selling clothes, is just too much for... READ MORE