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By brendon March 05, 2010 @ 5:56 PM

Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian Arriving At Dash In Miami With Baby

Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her and feeding off her as its host, her ranking slipped far below Kim Kardashian, who was coincidentally getting into the best shape of her life at the same time.

But now Kourtney has been cured, and the only lasting effects of her sickness is that her breasts are now three times bigger. Her body really has snapped right back. Unlike Britney for example, who looked like a monster after being pregnant because she ate so much junk food that her babies got cool ranch flavored breast milk.

(35) Comments

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    DB's Treasure 03/05/2010 17:57

    I can never tell if a wench is hot when she’s wearing those solar windows she calls glasses…

    ….but the tits look lovely

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    Jessica 03/05/2010 18:00

    If you are looking for a partner based on lifestyle and physical chemistry as well as personal beliefs and common interests, you may try ** ––** Good Luck:)

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    DB's Treasure 03/05/2010 18:00

    Oh for the love of Satan….Br3ndon drones on and on about his distaste for Jennifer Aniston, yet I just saw an ad for her new movie costarring that Sparta guy…

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    DB's Treasure 03/05/2010 18:00

    Jessica, I’m looking to leave stretch marks around your mouth and chili ring.

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    marrybangkill 03/05/2010 18:03

    khardashians on marry, bang, kill: Kourntey, Khloe, Kim

    Current Vote Leader is: Marry Kourtney, Bang Kim, Kill Khloe 33% (17 votes)


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    dirtysanchez 03/05/2010 18:08

    I’m not a fan of these 3 K’s, but dayum, titays!!

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    Watt 03/05/2010 18:08

    Mother fucking JOHN MADDEN!

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/05/2010 18:08

    Deebs, are you alone with the spammers?

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    Chicago_animal 03/05/2010 18:12

    Best asses in tabloids while Alexis Texas has best ass in porn!

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    Smeg McMuffin 03/05/2010 18:13

    Not pictured: Baby

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    DB's Treasure 03/05/2010 18:13

    You can say that again, Chic Animal

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/05/2010 18:14

    What about Madden Watt?

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    Barbarella 03/05/2010 18:37

    I have all my teeth and they’re straight… just FYI… lol

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    Barbarella 03/05/2010 18:38

    Smeg’s avi scares me… I’d have to get that shit fixed STAT.

  15. avatar
    Watt 03/05/2010 18:42

    I just felt like saying mother fucking JOHN MADDEN

    Seemed about as relevant as this post.

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    Mac-Daddy 03/05/2010 18:42


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    SCUM 03/05/2010 18:56

    That is one ugly lactating sea cow.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/05/2010 18:57

    I wonder if Pepper is going to sample the milk from his lady’s udders. I’ve heard it’s nasty, but I’d have to try it just out of curiosity.

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    SCUM 03/05/2010 18:59

    Rusty, I have tried it and it’s very rich.

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    pepper 03/05/2010 19:01

    Rokan, NO I will not be drinking the milk!!!!

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