Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her and feeding off her as its host, her ranking slipped far below Kim Kardashian, who was coincidentally getting into the best shape of her life at the same time.
But now Kourtney has been cured, and the only lasting effects of her sickness is that her breasts are now three times bigger. Her body really has snapped right back. Unlike Britney for example, who looked like a monster after being pregnant because she ate so much junk food that her babies got cool ranch flavored breast milk.



















I can never tell if a wench is hot when she’s wearing those solar windows she calls glasses…
….but the tits look lovely
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Oh for the love of Satan….Br3ndon drones on and on about his distaste for Jennifer Aniston, yet I just saw an ad for her new movie costarring that Sparta guy…
Jessica, I’m looking to leave stretch marks around your mouth and chili ring.
khardashians on marry, bang, kill: Kourntey, Khloe, Kim
Current Vote Leader is: Marry Kourtney, Bang Kim, Kill Khloe 33% (17 votes)
Agree?
http://marrybangkill.org/2010/02/23/kardashians
I’m not a fan of these 3 K’s, but dayum, titays!!
Mother fucking JOHN MADDEN!
Deebs, are you alone with the spammers?
Best asses in tabloids while Alexis Texas has best ass in porn!
Not pictured: Baby
You can say that again, Chic Animal
http://cache.rk.com/rk/models/Alexis-Texas-3e3.bio.jpg
What about Madden Watt?
I have all my teeth and they’re straight… just FYI… lol
Smeg’s avi scares me… I’d have to get that shit fixed STAT.
I just felt like saying mother fucking JOHN MADDEN
Seemed about as relevant as this post.
Veiny!
That is one ugly lactating sea cow.
I wonder if Pepper is going to sample the milk from his lady’s udders. I’ve heard it’s nasty, but I’d have to try it just out of curiosity.
Rusty, I have tried it and it’s very rich.
Rokan, NO I will not be drinking the milk!!!!