christina ricci looks fun, drunk

By brendon March 11, 2010 @ 3:12 PM

Christina Ricci

Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris last night, and she was either really really drunk or dead. She can’t weigh more than 90 pounds (bikini pix, topless tat pic), so she could suck on a towel dipped in whiskey and probably black out in 5 minutes. I really like that quality in girls. I don’t have all day, ya know.

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(106) Comments

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    Slaappy 03/11/2010 15:14

    Midgets can’t handle the sauce

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    Thundercunt 03/11/2010 15:14

    In the banner pic, it looks like that dude is trying to take a photo of her gaping mouth.
    Then he’ll upload it to his comp, blow it up in photoshop, print it out, and cut a hole where her mouth is.

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    Jessica 03/11/2010 15:15

    If you are looking for a partner based on lifestyle and physical chemistry as well as personal beliefs and common interests, you may try ** ––** Good Luck:)

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    D. Znuts 03/11/2010 15:15

    I would break this bitch. So hard.

    Always been a Ricci fan, she looked incredible in Black Snake Moan.

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    DarkCherry 03/11/2010 15:15

    SCUM – are you brando? how did you do that?

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    pepper 03/11/2010 15:16

    Slaappy…I can handle my sauce…….how dare you!!!!!

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    Thundercunt 03/11/2010 15:16

    How the fuck did LiLo creep her way into these photos???
    That cunt is everywhere.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/11/2010 15:16

    Not a fan of the five head.

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    DB's Treasure 03/11/2010 15:17

    I had half a chub the whole time I watched “Black Snake Moan”. I’d fuck her so hard we’d wind up in a 5th dimension.

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    DarkCherry 03/11/2010 15:18

    ahh but not drunk enough to let the nip slip in the first pic

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    Barbarella 03/11/2010 15:19

    Stupid Lohan… can’t let anyone have the drunk spotlight for a night.

    I bet she tried to go home with Ricci. *gag*

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    Slaappy 03/11/2010 15:20

    of course Cuban Midgets are excluded Pepper

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    Rokan 03/11/2010 15:21

    She’ll be easier to worm that way.

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    pepper 03/11/2010 15:21

    I’m no TW….how dare you sir!!!!!

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    Observer 03/11/2010 15:23

    Lohan will sue the fuck out of this cutie….

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    Tom Foolery 03/11/2010 15:23

    Our generation has wanted this chick since Casper, I would say Addam’s family but I cared more about my kick ball game than my holding the girls hand during the field trip game

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/11/2010 15:25

    Jesus Christ, fucking Br3nd0n can’t go a god dam day without putting Lohan up in something. Fucking sad that someone is paying him to post about her. Desperate attempts to keep her relevant. I hope then end off her is near.

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    Dudecat69 03/11/2010 15:25

    If you are looking for a partner based on mutual love of feces and scat films as well as bodily fluids and cornholin, you may try ** ––** Good Luck:)

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    Observer 03/11/2010 15:25

    I’ve been stroking it to Ricci since “Mermaids”……

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