hackjob squareass is back


Ke$ha has been in Australia all week, and yesterday she and her shapeless ass made their triumphant return to the beach. Which is amazing because if I looked like this at the beach I would fight someone to the death if they tried to drag me there. My blood would streak the walls because I would claw at them as they pulled me by my feet towards the door, and I clung to the doorframe as if I was being sucked into a monsters mouth.

(image source = pacific coast news)

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