hackjob squareass is back

By brendon March 25, 2010 @ 10:28 AM

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Ke$ha has been in Australia all week, and yesterday she and her shapeless ass made their triumphant return to the beach. Which is amazing because if I looked like this at the beach I would fight someone to the death if they tried to drag me there. My blood would streak the walls because I would claw at them as they pulled me by my feet towards the door, and I clung to the doorframe as if I was being sucked into a monsters mouth.

(image source = pacific coast news)

wwtdd

(171) Comments

  1. SALAJ 03/25/2010 10:30

    My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)

  2. Watt 03/25/2010 10:34

    Does this bitch have no hips?

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/25/2010 10:35

    are you fucking kidding me? I hate you Br3ndon and i hope you get prostate cancer.

  4. Watt 03/25/2010 10:37

    I HOPE YOU BLEED OUT YOUR ASS AND DIE!

    Signed

    Sean Penn

  5. SuperB 03/25/2010 10:38

    Fuck this bitch…..B must be on her payroll for the week. Does she have a new track dropping or some shit?

  6. Sensei John Kreese 03/25/2010 10:38

    Who gives a frog’s fat ass.

  7. oy 03/25/2010 10:38

    there’s nothing for me to add to this post!

  8. Watt 03/25/2010 10:39

    Sweep the mother fucking leg

  9. Angel2376 03/25/2010 10:39

    Seriously who is this squarepeg cunt? what is she famous for? All I hear of her is how she bad mouths other celebrities, FUCK I really hate this day in age where people pop out of no where and become celebrities in a heartbeat.

  10. Death to Finkle! 03/25/2010 10:40

    Po po shut us down down.

  11. Sensei John Kreese 03/25/2010 10:41

    Get him a bodybag, yeeeeahhhh!

  12. Chicago_animal 03/25/2010 10:42

    Gonna see what popoholic has posted. It’s gotta be better then this shit!

  13. RemSteale 03/25/2010 10:43

    Who is this miserable looking, shapeless blob??

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/25/2010 10:44

    19 photos of this? 2 would have been sufficient.

  15. Watt 03/25/2010 10:44

    Oh man, what I really need is a good hit of crank.

  16. Death to Finkle! 03/25/2010 10:44

    Blob, blob, blob…

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/25/2010 10:45

    rem, this is the girl the industry is desperately trying to make the next Christina aguleria meets Gaga.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/25/2010 10:45

    oh shit, glass jaw joe?

  19. Watt 03/25/2010 10:45

    That’s a deep hatchet wound on the baby oiled bitch DDM

  20. Sensei John Kreese 03/25/2010 10:46

    Soda Popinski was the shiznit.

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