03.31.2010 jesse james is a nazi

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Holy. Shit. Us magazine says this picture of Jesse James was taken in 2004, IN HIS HOUSE, one year before he married Sandra Bullock.

As you can see he’s miming a Hitler mustache and giving a Nazi salute, and Us says he’s wearing a “German soldiers cap” but I’m pretty sure that’s an SS officers hat. And the plane behind him is definitely a German WWI fokker.

“He did it for shock value,” a source tells Us Weekly of the shot, taken in James’ home.
Though some have suggested that his West Coast Choppers logo resembles the Third Reich emblem, the biker is “just a history buff,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “He had a stepmom whose father lost family in the camps, and they’d talk about it growing up. Jesse’s not a white supremacist.”
Adds another, “Gearheads are fascinated by war machines, including those of the Third Reich. But he’s far from a neo-Nazi.”

What gears are in that SS hat?

And, as was pointed out Friday, Jesse has companies named Vanilla Gorilla, Way Fast Whitey, and Mighty Whitey. And he was banging a girl with “white power” tatted on her legs. And the West Coast Choppers logo is an Iron Cross. That all seems pretty Nazi. Although it should be mentioned that the plane behind him in the picture wasn’t Nazi, just German. The Nazis had way cooler planes, including the first jet fighters.

Anyway, look, I’m no PC pussy, I like WWII too, I even had a rottweiler named Rommel, okay, but you can’t go around dressing as Hitler. I mean you can, but everyone is gonna think you’re an asshole. And a neo-Nazi. For example, I think this guy is a fireman. Because he’s dressed like one, and he’s doing things a fireman would do. See how this works?

(85) Comments

  1. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 11:03

    Achtung!!

  2. iwontrememberthis 03/31/2010 11:03

    ‘Tis the season.

  3. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 11:03

    Eat my shit Salaj.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 11:04

    Derek Vinyard was a Nazi and I thought he was pretty cool.

  5. SALAJ 03/31/2010 11:05

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  6. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 11:06

    Ball hair.

  7. SomeoneluvsU 03/31/2010 11:10

    Colonel Klink got some ink.

  8. RemSteale 03/31/2010 11:10

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, okay that made me laugh

  9. Habitual Line Stepper 03/31/2010 11:13

    Shuuuuuuultzeeeeeeeeeeeee ….

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/31/2010 11:13

    a biker with a nazi officer hat? nooo way. i’m shocked.

  11. RemSteale 03/31/2010 11:14

    The model Bi-Plane in teh background with the iron cross is a nice touch I though

  12. oy 03/31/2010 11:14

    where did brendy get the picture i wonder?!

  13. RemSteale 03/31/2010 11:14

    *thought

  14. Tom Foolery 03/31/2010 11:16

    I really don’t see any of this hurting his chopper business at all, good job on the SS hat/Red Baron combo, puts my German collection to shame

  15. Slaappy 03/31/2010 11:16

    Jesse should also stop smelling his fingers after ass play…

  16. Habitual Line Stepper 03/31/2010 11:17

    Shhhhhhh … did you hear that? That was the sound of all of Jesse’s future media career possibilities snapping …

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/31/2010 11:17

    How bout this, Arnold’s father was an SS officer. When asked about his father, he simply says “we worked for the police in austira from 1932-1944.”

    But he gets elected gov of Cali, and marries a kennedy. no biggie.

  18. Watt 03/31/2010 11:20

    Dr Strangerlove

    So yeah, (from last thread) I get the whole “make fun of the president” I don’t get the specific reference to the joker. Most of these memes have some logical origin

  19. Habitual Line Stepper 03/31/2010 11:22

    Do they have “Dumb Stupid Fuck” Rehab?

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