lindsay is writing a book

Has she ever even read a book?

From PopEater: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”
Perhaps she wants to clear up the party girl image that she is so famous for. “When I was in school I didn’t drink, or even try one, until I was probably 18,” she said. “Literally, and I’m not lying about that. I’m just some sort of a target for some reason! I’m made out all the time to be the bad guy!”

Yeah she really nailed it. Demonizing Lindsay Lohan for no reason is the keystone of our agenda. She was too powerful before, and growing stronger every day. It was known as The Lindsay Effect, though only spoken of in hushed tones. We also put AIDS in grape soda to kill black people, and next we’re rewriting all the maps to exclude Israel. We must convene at Illuminati headquarters immediately to deal with the fact that Lindsay knows too much.