Tiger Woods posted a statement on his website late this morning confirming the worlds worse kept secret. Namely that he will make his return to golf on April 8th at the Masters, and that CBS just came in their pants. Tiger writes…
“The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.
The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been awhile since I last played.
I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.”
I probably didn’t need to post this because everyone on earth has it as their headline now. So that means if you read it here first, this is the only website you ever go to. I just wanted to say that you’ve made the right choice, and your parents and I are extremely proud of you.
F U JESSICA
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At the Masters they are able to keep the press away from him. The club has very strict rules…….What a fucking baby!!!
Jessica, are you available?
Pepper, who won the New Jersey vs Boston game last night? I didn’t have time to read my newspaper this morning between kicking out the Chili’s cocktail waitress and dropping the top on my Boxster convertible.
Ohhhh..the little turd wants to play….how cute!!!!
anyone not see this coming?
Ugh… Tiger Woods? Really?
Where are the tittays?
Barb, that avi is hot…until you zoom in and see she’s Asian. That chick has some great photos…just not a fan of the Asain persuasion. Still perfect for avi size.
Hey Pep, when you run out of diapers for your newborn do you just grab a ream of print paper to substitute until the train comes by to take you to the grocery store?
Okay fuckfaces dont forget to fill out your brackets
oh yeah…and good morning and shit
Masuimi?
I love her… I met her in SF back a few years ago. She’s so gorgeous and really nice too.
One of my favorite pin-up models.
Asian chicks don’t do it for me. Of course there are exceptions, but overall I am not attracted to the asian persuasion.
hey speedy gonzales this Withleather news is getting old…
SupB who did you pick as your finalists? I got Kansas Vs Kentucky
Hi B good weekend?
who gives a shit? i come here for the chicks. not sports related crap i can read on cnn.
Excellent news - had gumbo for lunch and some calamari…..i will be shitting out a shit storm yes sir!
by the way, there are some bets taht were floating around about him playing this tournament or that torunament….or was it at work?! i cant remember anymore…
oy, I think it’s time for an avatar change, my man