04.15.2010 charlie sheen shaved his head

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You may find this hard to believe, but the mustachioed stranger in the picture next to Charlie Sheen is also Charlie Sheen. Relax my friends, there’s nothing wrong with your monitor, it was simply Charlie in disguise after he got caught banging some whore at his house. The disguises only weakness was if someone looked at him. Unfortunately for him they did. So the next step would be to shave his head. And so that’s what happened.

Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head.
Earlier, photos surfaced of Sheen in a ridiculous fake moustache disguise as he was caught with Tracy.
Sheen is still in rehab and is battling alcohol and coke addictions. His wife has also been getting rehab treatment. He is facing trial on domestic violence charges in Colorado.

This is why Hollywood is so entertaining. Because it’s filled with dim witted morons with tons of money and no survival skills whatsoever. Charlie Sheen didn’t want to be recognized. So he shaved his head. Now he looks like Charlie Sheen with a shaved head. Ta-da. When this doesn’t work we’ll probably see him walking toward his $90,000 Porsche in a karate outfit and pushing up the skin on either side of his eyes. And he’ll fully expect the paparazzi to say, “Hey lets ask that karate expert if he’s seen Charlie Sheen.” And Sheen will say, “Ching chong chow, me no Engrish!” But he’ll be thinking, “Hehehe, little do they know that I’M Charlie Sheen. And I’m escaping right under their noses.”

(128) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 04/15/2010 13:24

    I shaved my balls once!

  2. Watt 04/15/2010 13:24

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ!

  3. Observer 04/15/2010 13:26

    I don’t think it is considered “cheating” if you pay the whore…

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 04/15/2010 13:26

    too late

  5. pepper 04/15/2010 13:27

    The fucking kids should be taking Ballet classes and not soccer ……..same goes for the girls…….

  6. Rokan 04/15/2010 13:28

    Is it just me, or does he look like Zombie and the Uni-bomber had a gay baby together?

  7. pepper 04/15/2010 13:28

    It’s not a soccer team…the boys should be in Ballet class…same with the girls…

  8. pepper 04/15/2010 13:29

    Just wanted to enter twice……it feels good…

  9. Watt 04/15/2010 13:29

    Pepper!

    Any experience with indoor trainers for a bike?

  10. pepper 04/15/2010 13:30

    a bike or a guy who trains?

  11. SsnakeOil 04/15/2010 13:32

    Nothing gets people’s attention more than trying to look like you’re hiding something.

    He should just wear a fake nose and glasses from the novelty store.

  12. Watt 04/15/2010 13:32

    its a thing you mount the bike on so you can ride indoors.

    I’m guessing no.

  13. Rokan 04/15/2010 13:33

    Pepper,

    You just made me laugh so hard i almost shit my pants!!!

  14. SsnakeOil 04/15/2010 13:33

    So Ashley Dupre is the top seven popular topics?
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  15. Rokan 04/15/2010 13:34

    Still laughing!!!

    Watt,

    Are you afraid to ride outside because a Negro might steal your bike?

  16. Watt 04/15/2010 13:35

    there aren’t black people in Utah! Silly wookie

  17. pepper 04/15/2010 13:35

    Oh that…I have one at home…..I only use it in the winter time.
    Why do you need one…You are in Fucking Utah…go out !!!!
    The thing is used only when you can’t ride outside.
    I can give you the brand that I have…It’s very good and I’ve had it for 6 years.
    The only thing, when you mount your bike, don’t use your good wheel(TIRE)…get a cheap one for that purpose. The machine really wears it out.

  18. Chicago_animal 04/15/2010 13:36

    Out of all the BuzzMedia sites this one is near the bottom! Celebuzz currently the shitiest but I am putting my faith in Brendxn that he can take that spot!

  19. Rokan 04/15/2010 13:38

    Pepper,

    It snows in Utah like 15 months out of the year, so he can probably use it a little bit.

  20. Watt 04/15/2010 13:39

    I figured it would he cheaper to buy one off season.

    I’ve been looking at them and there’s a pretty wide range just curious of you had any recommendations. I have a mountain bike with quick release wheels

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