Sheen Likes Them 13

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does anything surprise you anymore when it comes to Charlie Sheen? Well aside from the fact he’s denying allegations of raping a 13-year-old Cory Haim 30 years ago. Hollywood is collapsing right now before everyone’s eyes. 

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The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

July 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen can’t leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you’re high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes?

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Charlie Sheen Bambino Pimping

July 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fueling rumors that despite an ungodly lifetime revenue, Charlie Sheen might be broke from cocaine and The AIDS, the pansexual randy bastard auctioned off two major Babe Ruth memorabilia items. 

 

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Charlotte McKinney Made a Movie

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sony has been trying to convince people for ten years now that Crackle is a real thing. Their latest idea was to start making David Spade movies again. It’s not necessarily how you or I would choose to overcome obscurity, but for Sony it was that or ten thousand more hours of animated Batman.

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Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs. Calling the cops and your attorneys come to mind. Maybe booking the next Southwest to Utah to see your little kids. Naturally, there will be four stops.

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Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The concern that Charlie Sheen’s messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren’t missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her boys into local Salt Lake City bars looking for answers to the extraterrestrial invasion. At least the seven year olds have a consistent experience when with mom or dad.

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Charlie Sheen Might Be Opening for the Indians

November 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen has let everybody know he should be throwing out the first pitch at a Cleveland Indians World Series game because he played the iconic Indians relief pitcher in the first two Major League movies years ago. Though not so long ago that it hadn’t still been forty-five years since the perennial also-ran Indians had last won the World Series.

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Charlie Sheen Going For Broke

August 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen’s winning formula relied on being alive, being rich, and being desired by women. Those all seem to be going away pretty fast.

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Charlie Sheen Didn’t Tell 25 People He Had HIV

June 21, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn’t tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn’t have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good guy.

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Charlie Sheen Laments Sex Life

June 17, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not so much.

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