hugh hefner says tiger and jesse james are creeps

By brendon April 13, 2010 @ 5:48 PM


Hugh Hefner has had three girlfriends, all at the same time, and they all lived together, and he did that not once but twice. Before that he had seven girlfriends. So when he calls a guy a creep for sleeping around, it’s safe to say that guy is a piece of shit.

Asked by Page Six what he thought about Tiger Woods, Hef said. “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock’s husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.”

And when asked if he thought Tiger could be faithful from now on, Hef said…

“He can if he wants to. But this whole idea that it’s a sex addiction is a copout. Some people become obsessed with sex, but it’s not like an alcohol or drug addiction. He did it because he could get away with it.”

I know that if I want the cool kids to like me I’m supposed to act like Tiger is cool and say “Elin had to know, it’s her fault too”, but both these guys are fuckin losers. To humiliate Sandra and Elin the way they did is just wrong. It would be one thing if their wives put on weight, like 10 pounds, or if she cut her hair real short. Or if you met a new girl and wanted to fuck her. Or if you were pretty certain your wife wouldn’t find out, or if you were mad at your wife, or if a new girl was hitting on you and she had bigger breasts than your wife, or if you ran into an old girlfriend, or if a really sexy girl passed out at a party and there were no witnesses around. Those are the only valid reasons. But other than that, these guys are real jerks.

(196) Comments

  1. avatar
    ItsMeEmilyG 04/13/2010 17:51

    True on the sex addiction copout.

  2. avatar
    SCUM 04/13/2010 17:52

    Nothing says classy like being a playmate, wearing a see through dress and hanging out with a creepy old dude.

  3. avatar
    Watt 04/13/2010 17:53

    Every male is addicted to sex.

  4. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 04/13/2010 17:55

    I wonder if Hef ever crapped the bed.

  5. avatar
    SCUM 04/13/2010 17:57

    Especially the gay ones Watt.

  6. avatar
    Rokan 04/13/2010 17:58

    I can’t read all of that.

    And no, I don’t have my hands full of pepper.

    :: Holds out hands ::

    See, its paprika, just like John Barrymore. He used to rub it on his Johnson to make sex more stimulating.

    You should try it.

  7. avatar
    pepper 04/13/2010 17:58

    Bravo….bravo I say!!!

  8. avatar
    Rokan 04/13/2010 17:58

    Tell him, Rusty.

  9. avatar
    pepper 04/13/2010 17:59

    Viagra will go bankrupt after Hef dies…….

  10. avatar
    pepper 04/13/2010 18:01

    Going home…….Rokan, don’t give me that look…Rusty will hold your hand…….

  11. avatar
    pepper 04/13/2010 18:04

    Time to make soup!!!

  12. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 04/13/2010 18:09

    WFT, aren’t you supposed to feel healthy when you eat salads? It feels like I ate a brillo pad. Fuck this shit.

  13. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 04/13/2010 18:10

    I’m with Hef on that one .. and the other two, for that matter.

  14. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 04/13/2010 18:10

    I’m gonna make soup in about an hour….in the toilet.

  15. avatar
    Rokan 04/13/2010 18:12

    No soup for you!!!!

  16. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 04/13/2010 18:13

    I reckon it’s gonna be a split pea soup and corn chowder combo.

  17. avatar
    Rokan 04/13/2010 18:14

    Pepper is going to make “button” soup.

  18. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 04/13/2010 18:16

    What the hell is button soup?

  19. avatar
    xador 04/13/2010 18:17

    Do you mean today Rusty, cause the answer is yes. Ever thats a big uh huh and often is not so much, but hey shit happens

  20. avatar
    Barbarella 04/13/2010 18:23

    The twins actually don’t look fug in this pic.

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