‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe is a physically repulsive monster and in most countries her fat ass would be left alone in the street until she either died or got skinny enough to chase down some food. But in America, we’re supposed to pretend like she’s different and wonderful and uniquely sexy. Well guess what. She bought it. And now she’s an annoying bitch.
Jon Capehart of the Washington Post says…
“I was thrilled to spot her at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. ‘I know you’re having a good time and I’m sorry to interrupt,’ I began. My next sentence didn’t come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, ‘Yeah, come back in five minutes!’
Back at the table, I sheepishly related the incident to Jo-Ann Armao. “Oh! She’s horrible,” Armao said.
She saw Sidibe at the pre-cocktails and told her that she’d seen “Precious” three times … What was Sidibe’s response? “I guess I should say, ‘Thank you.’”
And Mediabistro.com says much of the same…
When asked for a picture, the less-than-enthused newbie star could barely crack a smile. One photo-seeking fan said jokingly, “that’s all you’re going to give me,” to the pouty Precious. Gabby responded, “you’ll get what I give you.”
And FishbowlDC witnessed…
a Politico reporter asking Gabby for a quick interview. Gabby replied, “one question” and then proceeded to give the reporter a one-word answer. When asked a follow up she said, “sounds like three questions, good night.”
Hahaha. It’s funny that fatty thinks she’s a part of Hollywood now. And maybe she will be as long as none of her roles require going up some stairs or looking like something from earth.
But fuck her because luckily one of the sexxxy readers sent in pictures of her incredibly hot body with wwtdd written on it. I wanted to link to her site or whatever and make sure she got the credit she deserves but she didn’t care about that. She wanted to remain anonymous. She even made me crop the pics to only show her body. I’ve always said that sexy girls with big tits are kind and wonderful, and this proves it. They don’t care about accolades, they just want to make people happy. And according to a survey of my erection, they did it!

















good weekends all around kids!!!!!!
good weekends all around infant!!!!!
Someones a little camwhore.
Gabouey makes Fat Albert look husky.
DC……don’t leave me…….
WOW.
What a fucking beast. If I saw this thing walking (is walking the correct word?) down the street, I would beat it with a stick…
Mosh can’t you use a happier gir? Sad gir depresses me
Mosh is the community emo kid.
She should spell it minemosh
Can you believe the nerve of the chick in Brend.on’s post….??? !!!
…Imagine sending pictures of yourself to a public web-site !!!
Cloves for all my friends.
is that better?
Very! Thanks!
obs - i wonder who she is…. great bolt-ons! i love bolt on titties on a young female! nothing speaks daddy issues like fake tits on a 21 yr. old!
Fake rack, dyed blond hair, peace symbol pendant, cheesy stripper belly piecing, out of focus shots, posed in bathtub with no water action, all we need is some pursed lips and a peace sign being flashed.
Z- No cookies for you!
Another ho-bag trying to win “Hometown Hottie” by politicking on Durden?
Shit unless it’s one of you ‘Nistas, in which case… I approve this message!
On the topic of that bitch from Precious… FUCK THAT SHIT. Know your fucking place, you may have starred in an Oscar-nominated movie, but you were so grotesque I could barely watch the movie or follow the plot, I just felt bad for you the whole time… not “Precious”, but YOU, Gabby whatever. They didn’t even need a plot, they could have just showed you sitting on a couch eating ice cream and it would still be a tear-jerker.
I hate divas, especially ones that really don’t deserve it.
is there a term for a female “douchebag” that relates to the male definition of the term?!
oy: sounding rod?