lindsay is cured :)

Lindsay Lohan should be in jail today, but only because she’s broken several dozen laws. Luckily for her LA is run by liberal pussies so instead she spent the day at the spa.

Some are suggesting this new hair color is part of a metamorphosis, the fresh start she needs to get sober. A much more likely scenario is that this is her idea of a disguise so the alcohol monitor on her leg won’t recognize her.

You have to always keep in mind that Lindsay is dumb as a rock. She probably thinks the monitor has a picture of her from court, and this will trick it. She’ll turn out all the lights and play some audio from a really loud party, then sneak out and for the rest of the night only talk in a real heavy southern accent. “Dammit I think we lost her,” Lindsay imagines the monitor will say while throwing down its hat.