Lindsay Lohan should be in jail today, but only because she’s broken several dozen laws. Luckily for her LA is run by liberal pussies so instead she spent the day at the spa.
Some are suggesting this new hair color is part of a metamorphosis, the fresh start she needs to get sober. A much more likely scenario is that this is her idea of a disguise so the alcohol monitor on her leg won’t recognize her.
You have to always keep in mind that Lindsay is dumb as a rock. She probably thinks the monitor has a picture of her from court, and this will trick it. She’ll turn out all the lights and play some audio from a really loud party, then sneak out and for the rest of the night only talk in a real heavy southern accent. “Dammit I think we lost her,” Lindsay imagines the monitor will say while throwing down its hat.
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FUCK YOU SALAJ and FUCK YOU TINASAT.
Oh and fuck you Lindsay. Aaaaaaand fuck you Brend0n.
Okay, I feel better.
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boob-boob-e-doop.
So, not that I’m suggesting that there are more blondes in the porn industry or anything but…….
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
SALAJ you’ve been here a long time but you still don’t have an avi. We want you to have some more personality. Pick something. Maybe show us your tits?
How’s your day going? Pretty good?
Pubes? Lindsay obviously shaved them off and auctioned them on eBay long ago. Liquor don’t pay for itself.
zero need for this post.
L I A R!!!!!!!!!
She’s a phony!!!
I wonder if Linds will do lesbian porn, straight porn or whatever fits in the holes porn?
I’m thinking it will be like Sasha Grey, just with more STDs.
She looks like she’ll take all cummers, male, female, horse… I’m sure if a border collie was cute enough she’d let it mount her.
I think she already did, it was called Samantha Ronson
Why has this site gone all tmz
I come here to find out which hot chick as been caught naked, pics or video is better
don’t fecking care that this whore has changed here hair color, unless it’s downstairs. With proof of course.
Vince, did you just get thawed out or something? This site “went TMZ” a long time ago.
Also Rem, nice one. Same with the Doc comment in the last thread. ;)
No just registered so I could complain
Didnt think anyone saw the Doc comment….