Try not to get a hard on while looking at it, but TMZ has a picture of Lindsay Lohan taken last night in Cannes, and to her right there appears to be several lines of coke on a glass table while she parties on a yacht with the Sicilian Jimmy Fallon and Rosanne Rosannadanna. The theme of the party was, “jokes people make about the 80’s”.
Point being, today the prosecutor handling Lindsays probation case back in LA (keep in mind Lindsay is on probation for 2 counts of possession of cocaine among other things) seemed to find the picture thought provoking…
Now we’re not saying what the powder is, but Danette Meyers, the prosecutor in her DUI case told Radar exclusively: “I hope that isn’t cocaine in the pictures.”
I wonder if it would violate her probation if she did coke in another country. I also wonder why Megan Fox is being so icy. Is it something I said at breakfast this morning?
http://pictures.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/19
I was at a friend’s house yesterday helping him construct a soundproof band room in his backyard, when his fat-ass neighbor came over and asked what we were doing. As soon as my friend told him the plan, the neighbor blurted out “TITS!” I looked at him and asked what the fuck he said that for. He told us TITS meant “That is the shit”, then he stood there laughing awaiting for us to join in. My friend told him to get the fuck out of his yard or he would sic the rottweilers on him.
dtf- my roommate also uses that phrase. He said “titties!” one time after something I told him. I didn’t respond to it because I thought he was demanding I show him my breasts or something… I just said “yea..” and went to my bedroom.
Classic, Finkle.
Seriously, fuck all this celebrity gossip. I’m only here for the McGruber ads. Where are they?
Senor Zombie,
Jew should be careful. Those dogs have beeeg balls!
Something different:
Why is Kendra going to release a sex tape of herself? If she’s about to break into porn it might make more sense to shoot a real movie and make some real money off it. I don’t get it. A Kendra porn flic would sell.
Classic?
psssst, I think we are laughing at you!
She’s got that “Goddaaame!, I just caught a freeze!” look on her face.
I bet that coke is “viagra and crackrock tagteaming your asshole” quality of good.
That’s not a line of coke, it’s a fucking hogleg. Relax.
this picture is funny. Who are those people? They have “good times” written all over them….
Are those rolled up pieces of paper in her hand?
She double nostrils…
It looks like she’s partying with Tony Montana’s sister.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/20/lindsay-lohan-cannes-party-photos-bail/
Sensei, the tool in the middle kinda resembles Manolo too.
That’s not a fucking hogleg. IF….IF
IF it’s a goddamned joint, it’s as skinny as the homeless roadwhore you couldn’t afford last week.
Plus, there’s coke residue closer to the edge of the mirror if you look to the right. You malevolent, cockstroking square fits through circle pushing shitbag.
I bet instead of Always she use’s a fly strip for a panty liner.
Those fucking tweakheads wouldn’t know good weed unless they were selling it for the weekend half-kilo of Jesus dandruff.
Fly strip? Pffft. More like a crab cage that Sig gave her.
Z,
He actually kinda does. Either that or I just see all Eurotrash looking similar to Latin American trash.
It looks like two lines of blow behind that glass of whatever.