monday afternoon headlines

May 18, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

TWO GIRLS WHO READ TYLER – need votes for their doc about military families as part of the Pepsi Refresh Everything campaign. And so they made this video and wrote on a girl with huge breasts. I found it very moving, and now I love military families! Unless the girl with the huge breasts doesn’t. In which case I hate them too. Booo! You Suck! (go vote)

WILL FERRELL – might be the one writing this fake twitter page for “Paramount Films”. He’s a main suspect because so many of the tweets are about the demise of ‘Anchorman 2’. But will there be a oh so timely George Bush impression? Hold on to your funny bones! (pop eater)

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS – started shouting “nigger” after getting so drunk United wouldn’t allow him to board a flight from NY to LA, although it’s not clear if he was directing it at anyone in particular, and so he’s not really in any trouble. That’s why I call Mexicans “kikes” and black people “dagos”. It’s still incredibly racist, but so confusing that people don’t get upset. (radar)

CHRIS KLEIN – was clearly coked out of his mind during his audition for Mama Mia, though some say its fake. Those people never saw ‘Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li’. If Klein were acting, he’d mumble incoherently then walk into a bunch of shit because he thinks squinting = badass. (youtube)

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