48-year-old Sheryl Crow is in the Bahamas today with her adopted son Wyatt, and she has unusually defined abs for someone her age. In fact they go all the up to her neck. Put on a shirt on you damn weirdo, and then put on another one.
(note: Crow adopted Wyatt in 2007. His birth parents gave him away because they didn't love him, more than likely because of something he did wrong. He's bad so they gave him away. I don't know if it's true or not but we should tell people it's because he wets the bed. Better safe than sorry. In fact, someone should go to his school and warn all his classmates that he wets the bed and will probably pee on them too, right here in class. This kid is like a loaded gun, and his classmates have the right to know.)
(image source = splash news online)