06.09.2010 britney is seductive

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A former bodyguard for Britney Spears named Fernando Flores claims he quit and is considering legal action against her because she would walk around naked and proposition him for sex. What a courageous stand! His new friends at Pride Week will be so proud! The Sun says…

A pal revealed yesterday: “She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.”
“Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control.
“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.
“All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”

The last straw was when Fernanado claims he was yelled at because there were new pictures of Britney without underwear on, and apparently security is not supposed to let her leave the house unless she has underwear on. They’re supposed to stop and check. One path leads to glory, the other, to certain doom!

(35) Comments

  1. SALAJ 06/09/2010 14:46

    My friend told me a nice place WealthyRomanceS-COM. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  2. RedRage 06/09/2010 14:46

    Wasn’t aware she was an Albino.

  3. DarkCherry 06/09/2010 14:47

    how much do you think one gets paid to be Britney’s panty wranger?

  4. MrAdams 06/09/2010 14:48

    I’d like to know how much money he was making for this difficult job. And where I can get an application form.

  5. Watt 06/09/2010 14:54

    wanta fanta… Don’t you wanta wanta fanta…

  6. Zombie 06/09/2010 14:56

    I’d like to know how much Salaj gets paid.

  7. Barbarella 06/09/2010 14:57

    You get a bonus if you make sure it’s a clean pair too.

  8. Goat Effer 06/09/2010 14:58

    This guy shouldn’t have quit - he should’ve invested in a Nikon and learned how to be discreet. But, it appears he’s Mexican and as usual, he’s too lazy to do do that.

  9. pepper 06/09/2010 14:59

    Did they arrest Lindsay Lohan…yet?
    what?
    wrong thread?

  10. margo 06/09/2010 15:01

    Her tits are down to her fucking elbows and she is 28. I am 28 and if my tits EVER look that fucking droopy I will hang myself. Sometimes you just need to off yourself Brittany (hint hint)

  11. Observer 06/09/2010 15:01

    I bet these guards make less than 50K…..

    …fucking should be paid double time……

  12. MrAdams 06/09/2010 15:02

    I’m just saying Britney could run around the house naked, yelling at my staff all day long, as long as I get paid for it.

  13. Observer 06/09/2010 15:02

    Margo….

    …may we see the status of your tits right now?

    We are all known for honest judgments…..

  14. Observer 06/09/2010 15:04

    When Britney is reprimanding you for a poor job performance…..

    …do you think her naked tits wobble back and forth….or up and down……?

    …what about her flaps…?

  15. maestro2111 06/09/2010 15:14

    margo .. where is your avi from?

  16. Heisenberg 06/09/2010 15:25

    I agree with Mr Adams. She walks around the house naked and propositions you for sex? While you’re on the clock? Sign me the fuck up.

  17. RedRage 06/09/2010 15:28

    Z, are you moonlighting on The Superficial?

    RoboZombie - June 9, 2010 2:51 PM

    Cue “I got your snake right here” comments in 3…2..1..

  18. Tylerdurden389 06/09/2010 15:30

    Amazing isn’t it? 10 years ago pretty much every man in American would’ve loved to have this job. Security’s job also entails looking up her skirt to make sure she’s wearing panties? I don’t remember reading that in the brochure lol.

  19. duckbutter 06/09/2010 15:37

    I’d bury one off in her and get me a check like kfat did

  20. D. Znuts 06/09/2010 15:39

    How long until she is completely off the map? It’s taking way too long.

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