The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is about to become final, but that’s far from the real headline.
The final divorce is imminent, a source close to the situation told Radar Online.
“They’ve agreed on all the major points. It’s all been worked out privately. Both Tiger and Elin are very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork.”
Elin is expected to receive approximately $750 million in the settlement.
So what went wrong, other than Tiger banging all those whores?
…when Tiger announced his return to golf things grew very chilly between the couple. One source said Elin believed that Tiger was not sincere about changing his life.
$750,000,000 is an insane number and there’s no possible way to justify it, but Tiger Woods is a spoiled selfish crybaby so fuck him. Maybe when he signs the papers he can throw a little hissy fit like he does on the course every single time he screws up. Besides now a hot blond chick has 750 million dollars, and girls from Europe let you stick it anywhere, so believe me when I tell you that it’s game on.
Faust.
…when Tiger announced his return to golf things grew very chilly between the couple. One source said Elin believed that Tiger was not sincere about changing his life. Of course he’s not going to change, he’s half niggger.
i don’t believe tiger even has this much money…
and don’t you gotta pay taxes on alimony Elin!!
“When I think of you I touch myself”
“I might like you better if we slept together”
My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
Dude why the fuck is this retard rearranging the order of posts again? The Salma one is like 5 posts back now.
I’d gladly split that $750 Million with her, but that’s just me.
No pussy is worth $750 million
The golfer shot past the $1bn (£620m) career-earnings milestone when he netted a $10m bonus for winning the FedEx Cup earlier this week, according to Forbes magazine.
Jesus. A 10 million dollar BONUS.
That money could change the lives of hundreds of people, make millionaires out of 10 people, and he probably wiped his ass with it.
I’m not a humanitarian or anything and I don’t think he should give it to charity, but he SHOULD give it to me. I’m not charitable, just jealous.
recycled pic, pertaining to a story that was beaten to absolute death and was detrimental to this website, resulting in the loss of many readers.
Who fucking cares….. Where are the tits?
Preach DDM. I’ve actually completely given up on this place though, I rarely even read the posts anymore. Sometimes I don’t even read the whole header, I just skim it. It’s a lost cause.
All these deals earn Tiger well over $100 million a year aside from his tournament earnings (in 2008 he earned $128 million on endorsements alone). I have an idea, how about all rich ass n@ggers adopt and support all the poor ass n@ggers, there’s your fourty acre’s and a mule you liver lipped simian bastards
I need to golf more often, just got a new Taylor Made bag that has a built in cooler that can hold a 12 pack.
The way I golf, a 12 pack would last three holes.
at this point, I’d rather Br3ndon just take pictures of his morning dump in the toilet and post that. This is shit, but at least with the poop, we’d know it was shit up front.
awaits the MJ posts that are no doubt soon to follow this one. MIght get lucky with another Jesse James update too. If we are REALLLLLY lucky, Tilla Tequila’s check cleared and we’ll get a post about her doing something for attention, somewhere.
She looks remarkably like a “bust out” in this pic…..
Here you go DDM….
June 25, marks the anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death. In addition to the mass moonwalks that undoubtedly will pop up all over the globe, TV networks are scrambling to provide coverage for still-grieving fans of the fallen King of Pop. Aside from the reverent tribute specials — including the BET Awards, which will honor Jackson this Sunday — there will be video countdowns, tours of Neverland Ranch, and documentaries on the Jackson family. For those still interested in the tabloid-fodder side of MJ’s life, never fear: Specials on his entourage, children, and several docs on the conspiracy theories surrounding his death are also airing. Yes, there will even be a hard-hitting look at the special relationship between Michael and Bubbles the Chimp.