friday afternoon headlines

FERGIE – is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off the face of the fucking earth. (radar)

TORI SPELLING – says she had a seance with John Edwards to contact her father, and instead he made contact with Farrah Fawcett. Awesome. As if Farrahs year hasn’t been bad enough. (e!)

SELENA GOMEZ – is in a bikini part 2 (part 1 here). And she’s just a month a way from turning 18. See ya then, rape jokes. (splash)

TWITTER ……… FACEBOOK ……… FUCK YOU FLOWERS