this bitch is so guilty

Gary Colemans ex wife is way, way too dumb to talk her way out of anything, much less murder, but that means she’s also too dumb to realize she’s too dumb to talk her way out of anything, and so therefore she won’t stop talking. In fact she did another interview with Good Morning America over the weekend. She showed up in a wheelchair for no particular reason, and then did everything but confess.

WHAT HAPPENED: “I asked him if he could make me some food. He went down there and I heard this big smack. I went down there and found him in a pool of blood.”

WHY WERE YOU SO USELESS: “I was with him down there the whole time. Seeing him in a pool of blood was difficult,” she said. “If it was someone else in my situation I am sure they wouldn’t know what to do either.”

DID YOU DO IT BITCH: “(I) would take my own life before I would ever, ever harm him.” “People can say whatever they want. I know the truth,” she said. “I would never hurt my husband, ever.”

HE HATED YOU DIDN’T HE, AND HE WANTED TO DIE: “We discussed death a few times and he always said he would be very unfair if he left me and I really respect that,” Price said “because I loved him and he loved me and we just can’t live without each other.”

DO YOU KNOW WHAT “DIVORCED” MEANS DUMMY: “We decided that wasn’t what we wanted. We just had a disagreement,” she said. “After we filed and it went through we decided that wasn’t the right choice.”
“Yeah, we had our disagreements, but it was golden. Nothing could come between us.”

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID WHEELCHAIR, FAKER: “I have had a lot of health issues. I have seizures, I have anxiety,” she said. “I miss my husband a lot. I can barely get around. It’s been a trial.”

Oh gosh, I never thought of it that way. Hasn’t this poor girl suffered enough!?