2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was in Vegas at the Mandaly Bay pool yesterday to promote the Miss Universe pageant, and mission accomplished. Because not once did the Miss Universe pageant cross my mind this week, but then a really hot girl took off most of her clothes and now the Miss Universe pageant has my undivided attention.
It would be awesome if this chick was my girlfriend, and not just because of my crushing loneliness, but because I have some hostilities towards people from the Middle East on account of my racism. I feel as if those things could be worked out if she would have really deviant and depending on where we were possibly illegal sex with me. I wonder if she would find it funny if I made machine gun sounds when I came on her. I’m gonna guess no, because girls have a terrible sense of humor.