Two more pictures from Jennifer Love Hewitts photo shoot for People, part of their ‘50 Most Amazing Bodies’ cover story, are online (see them here), and of course she talks about how much she loves her body now. And yet by shocking coincidence there’s something in front of her hips in every single picture. Just like there was in her Maxim photo shoot. There was nothing to stand behind in 2008 on the cover of Us, so to prove that she didn’t have a big ass anymore she stood sideways. Ta-da.
She wants to be in the spotlight for loving her “curves” and encouraging others to do the same, while at the same time she wants credit for losing weight, and as proof of neither one she takes a bunch of pictures where she stands behind stuff.
This chick can’t tell the truth about anything. She hasn’t lost weight and she hates it, but she thinks we’re too dumb to notice. Hey guess what? That shit didn’t work. I’m looking right at you. Look if you need more time to lose weight before taking bikini pictures, I don’t mind waiting. By all means go for it.
Someone told me http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
JLH got fat from eatting my burrito. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
SOUR CREAM!
Her FUPA looks like an inner tube.
Come on now, most of us clowns would give our left nuts to bang her, tubby or not.
Clowns might want to bang this chick, but I see nothing that interests me here. Let’s move along.
I’d fuck her, but I wouldn’t give a nut, left or otherwise. Maybe leftnut’s left nut.
He must have some secret crush on JLH, why does he keep posting these pointless stories about her all the time. Its like a elementary kid making fun of a girl cause he likes her.
Airbrushing for an airhead.
Didn’t he already do this story?
Yawn
Who the fuck cares?????!!!
She’s an unstable lunatic? Look in the mirror dick-wad!
Wow, i sound like Dirt.
Somebody hold me.
Go watch the video for “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias (mute it if you value your sanity) - it features JLH at (arguably) the height of her hotness. I never noticed it before, but note the strategic avoidance of any full-on JLH hip shots. The only clear shot of hips could easily be a body double. Otherwise, they’re all shots from the waist up, or obstructed in some way.
I’d beat the hell out of JLH’s taco. She’d be waddling like a wet-back for days when I was done with her…
Ohmwrecker, you’d blow YOUR top soon as she removed HER top. Stick to your middle aged mothers-of-3 and save the young hotties for natural studs like myself.
Nice work LongDuk……..poetry in motion…*wipes tear*
She is genetically predispositioned to have a big ass….it happens. She was hot, and then genetics took over. BAM. It isnt news, it happens all the time
The rottweiler saying fuck it was a nice touch, I thought.
young hotties = toothless crack whores
natural stud = premature ejaculator
what’s with women being all “proud of their curves” and then dieting to lose the weight?
my favorite example of this would be Tyra Banks and her “KISS MY FAT -almost starts crying- ASS!” moment, and then next season of ANTM she’s a bobble head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3u3uWfe7kg
just in case anyone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.