Aww Damnit, Jennifer Love Hewitt Apologizes For Looking Like Vera Farmiga

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Someone call an exterminator. I have a homosexual cricket on my shoulder telling me to not be a piece of shit. Making fun of a celeb works best when we know without a doubt that the celeb in question... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 65: Top 10 Nip Slips

October 3, 2017 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

Few things are better than seeing a nipple when you’re least expecting it, and some seriously sexy stars have accidentally let one slip over years. This week is dedicated to some of Mr. Skin’s favorites – like Winona Ryder,... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Fooling Us

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People have always thought that black is the best color for fatties to wear to offer the illusion that they’re slimmer than they actually are, so that’s why I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed her pregnant body into a... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Knocked Up by Actor From Her Show

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess marriage is pretty much dead these days. Used to be when a girl got knocked up, somebody with a Sam Elliott voice spoke to the dude and said, buddy, time to step up and do the right... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Fired; Jennifer Love Hewitt Hired

April 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not fair that Khloe Kardashian got fired from her X-Factor hostess job simply because she’s an annoying talentless big-boned twat who looks like a melting wax statue on camera. Khloe really needed this gig. Without it, she’s left to... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Flashes Her Blue Panties

March 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

My greatest dream in life, even bigger than the one where I’m giant size and I step on all the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder, bigger than that, is having... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks shes getting married again

February 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anxious to prove she hasn’t learned a single thing about how her palpable desperation scares away every guy she ever dates, Jennifer Love Hewitt has asked her boyfriend and “Client List” co-star, Brian Hallisay, to move in with her.... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks great photoshopped

February 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the set of her show ‘the Client List’ this week in Sherman Oaks, looking suspiciously less firm and fit than she does on the cover of the new Shape magazine. Her secret is apparently... READ MORE

Thursday Afternoon Headlines

January 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

NICKI MINAJ – called Mariah Carey a “bitch” during last nights premiere of ‘American Idol’. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT –... READ MORE