jessica biel and a tank at the a-team premiere

By brendon June 04, 2010 @ 3:41 PM

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For last nights world premiere, ‘the A-team’ stars Bradley Cooper and Sharlto Copley parked a tank on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, then joined up with co-stars Rampage Jackson, Liam Neeson, and Jessica Biel. Other big Hollywood names like Adrian Brody, Jon Hamm and Dana White all attended the premiere as well, while stars like Tim Robbins and Sean Penn misunderstood the stunt, surrendered to the tank, laid down in front of the movie theater, rolled back and forth crying, then begged the driver to give sanctions more time.

(97) Comments

  1. DarkCherry 06/04/2010 15:43

    ugh i can’t stand jessica Beil! NOT HOT!!!!!!

  2. SALAJ 06/04/2010 15:46

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  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/04/2010 15:47

    no tits, shitty remake of a sit com, Bradley Cooper…….PASS.

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/04/2010 15:49

    Bradley Pooper cries at night in a dark room by himself as he rocks back and forth chanting, ” i wish i was Mathew Mcconaughey, i wish i was Mathew Mcconaughey,i wish i was Mathew Mcconaughey.”

  5. Sandbox1108 06/04/2010 15:50

    Jessica Biel came by my work once…she is super hot in person

  6. SCUM 06/04/2010 15:50

    From a desert pig to Jessica, from a squeal to a Biel is an upgrade.

  7. Death to Finkle! 06/04/2010 15:51

    M1A1s get great gas mileage…

  8. DarkCherry 06/04/2010 15:52

    is she wearing a fucking fanny pack???

  9. Sensei John Kreese 06/04/2010 15:54

    Jessica Biel came to my work once and I got in trouble for some sort of harassment bullshit.

  10. minimosh 06/04/2010 15:55

    haha. Fanny packs…

    retards love them.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/04/2010 15:55

    she looks ugly here, All squinty eyed and big lipped. It’s like her lips are folding back on themselves. How come all the ladies Timberlake plows, wind up looking like shit, fast. Britt looks like hell, Cameron Diaz looks like old saddle leather stretched over bowling ball, and now Biel is starting to fug up a bit? Why is she dressed like she’s princess Leah?

  12. Barbarella 06/04/2010 15:55

    I’d fuck Bradley Cooper.

    Does that make me a bad person?

  13. Barbarella 06/04/2010 15:56

    DDM maybe his cum lacks vitamin c.

  14. Sensei John Kreese 06/04/2010 15:57

    It’s not a fanny pack, it’s a satchel.

  15. minimosh 06/04/2010 15:57

    Maybe JT’s semen contains parasites.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/04/2010 15:57

    yes it does. He’s an over rated piece of shit. The hangover was a piece of shit movie, and the guy has zero character range. He’s the tara reid of male actors.

  17. minimosh 06/04/2010 15:58

    It’s a European shoulder bag.

    It was a gift….

  18. Sensei John Kreese 06/04/2010 15:59

    Damn you, you Eurosealing turd thief.

  19. Barbarella 06/04/2010 16:00

    DDM, thanks for enlightening me… I will re-assess my standards. LOL

  20. D. Znuts 06/04/2010 16:01

    That Veronica Vaughn is one piece. of. ace.

    I know, from experience…

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