tom cruise is a good dancer

As you watch Tom Cruise sell a billion ‘Knight and Day' movie tickets by dancing with Hennifaa Yopez at last nights MTV Movie Awards, keep in mind that he's … ahem … FORTY FUCKING SEVEN years old. I'm joining scientolgoy immediately. I asked my old god for immortality a hundred times. You know what I got? Nothin. A big fat nothin.

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