So I used to post scandalous pictures of the sexy readers on facebook before the 500 dollar contest thing on Friday (details here), but facebook is run by nerds who have spent their lives with hot girls never ever having sex with them, and yesterday they exacted their revenge by shutting our page down. I wasted tons of time arguing with them this week. It screwed up everything.
But whatever. All that matters for now is that sexy reader Brooke does this thing where she pulls her panties down to the point where you swear you’re gonna see kitty, it’s impossible she’s still managing to cover herself, yet somehow she does. Does she even have a kitty? If someone stripped an action figure and tricked me I’m gonna be outraged. I just want to masturbate to pictures of headless teen girls, there’s no need to rob me of my dignity.
(WARNING - she’s not naked in any of the pics after the jump, but they’re still probably NSFW)
*whistle*
Worth anything
I don’t think we need to see anyone else this week. Well, we do, of course, but not that there’ll be any competition. Holy crap!
Dayum, pic #1 is hot hot HOT
WOW.
Tell Brooke we need to see more ass!
forget this stupid contest, and focus more on what the site is supposed to be about. Make fun of celebrities instead of just reiterating how you would like to have sex with them and imaginary flash backs that start off with, “one time i ect ect ect ect with this famous girl and ect ect ect my penis ect ect ect police ect ect.
Nice. That chick is a piece of ass!
Somebody had better be careful about criticizing FaceBook. I’m not gonna mention any names because you know who you are.
I’m watt power and I approve that ass
And tits
Face Book is the best.. specially B’s page.
Rem…you Brits have dry humor……it was too fucking long…Monty Python had a better clip….
If you aren’t gonna show the face who cares? I don’t think decapatation is hot.
He’s not the Messiah, He’s a very naughty boy
Brendum is LAME
No rape description for her? Guess she isn’t that hot!
I’d fuck headless big titted corpse. Wouldn’t be much different than some of the other girls I’ve fucked in the past
I’m too tired to circumvent Brendumbs high tech security filter this morning.
For a great Howard Stearn video, you have to go to efukt an check out the Father of the year video
There once was a boy named Dave,
He found a dead whore in a cave.
He said “what the hell, if i can live with the smell”,
“just think of the money I’ll save!”
who’s up for a little corpse fucking?
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Once more into the breach
here you go ass lovers…
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/7/dat_ass/index.php