So I used to post scandalous pictures of the sexy readers on facebook before the 500 dollar contest thing on Friday (details here), but facebook is run by nerds who have spent their lives with hot girls never ever having sex with them, and yesterday they exacted their revenge by shutting our page down. I wasted tons of time arguing with them this week. It screwed up everything.
But whatever. All that matters for now is that sexy reader Brooke does this thing where she pulls her panties down to the point where you swear you’re gonna see kitty, it’s impossible she’s still managing to cover herself, yet somehow she does. Does she even have a kitty? If someone stripped an action figure and tricked me I’m gonna be outraged. I just want to masturbate to pictures of headless teen girls, there’s no need to rob me of my dignity.
(WARNING – she’s not naked in any of the pics after the jump, but they’re still probably NSFW)