Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E’s, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them on Tyler (like I did, rather poorly, for this one or this one, for example).
On a related topic, if you’re a hot girl you should take some fantastic pictures like this perfect angel did. She took them simply out of the goodness of her heart, but from now on you could make an easy $500. For standing in front of the mirror and looking hot. Which you do anyway, but until now no has paid you a cent! What is that all about! I think that’s terrible, and I’m not gonna sit here - LIKE A COWARD! - and watch you get exploited!
4 HOURS LATER UPDATE - In keeping with a long history of never thinking things through, I didn’t really spell out any guidelines or whatever for the 500 dollar picture thing.
1. Send in at least 8 pics. I’m not made out of money you know, and I need to get some page views out of this.
2. Take any kind of picture you want but you have to write ‘wwtdd’ somewhere to prove you’re not just sending in pictures that you took off 4chan. Pervert.
Alright I’m already bored so that’s it. So send in pictures (use the contact page).
TUESDAY UPDATE - I can’t believe I’m saying this, but put some damn clothes on. A bikini or bra or naked but cover stuff with your hands. As much as I’d love to, I can’t post rampant nudity on Tyler. I can be bribed with it of course but I can’t post it.
VERY IMPORTANT JULY 15TH UPDATE - The votes will be on Tyler every Friday, with a few girls every week. Winner gets the $500. They’re paid the same day if they have paypal. If not, payment will be sent ASAP via fedex.
Oh, and you have to be at least 18 years old to send in pictures. Or 21. Whatever the age is to do stuff like this, you have to be that. I’m pretty sure it’s 18. You have to be at least 18. So if you send in pictures, you’re also acknowledging that you read all this and are at least 18 years old.
Durst.
Nope. Not gonna be called a twit.
TITS, kind like the tree fort Zombie built.
Giant cans but she looks like she might be a bit of a fatty.
TITS……lol
He’s paying for tit picks now? and supb gave that shit away for free.
Her face probably looks like a horse.
Or a shoe.
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
“My brand new car is parked right outside. How’d ya like to go for a ride?”
And she said.”Wait a minute I have to think.”
He said, “That’s fine. May I please buy you a drink”
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.”If we could only please be on our way, I will not run.”
That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, “Let’s Go”
He said, “No Way!”
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
if it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.”Now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.”
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he’s got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, “She lies that little slut!”
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!
She didn’t want to [x4]
TAKE IT!
Does your twitter stuff suck ass much as the stuff posted on the website?
<<<< This is the Cul de Sac I live on, my house is the one with the basketball hoop in front.
I had no idea you were hatian SCUM
supb gave that shit away for free
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This quote rings through every locker room and bar restroom in KC.
twitter or titter?
No nude? No care.
Im always hatin Watt, and I only follow clitter.
clitter would be an awesome site.
Clitter is aparently vagina glitter.
SCUM That looks like the fabelas in Call of Duty.
thats gotta be some sort of cyber prostitution…what an innovator
All right! Because when I want to see women on the internet, I want to see them clothed!
Another brilliant idea Brend0n!!!1!
what the fuck has happened to this site…?