Halle Berry was almost eaten by a shark

By brendon July 30, 2010 @ 6:35 PM

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That headline is a lie, but Halle Berry is off Seal Island in South Africa for a shark movie called ‘Dark Tide’, and while filming today a Great White breached and ripped apart a seal decoy. Angry and with a growing hunger, it then disappeared back into the thing Halle has her foot in.

(heres a bigger copy of the first breach pic. you can even see the film they cover their eyes with just before an attack. other two pictures here and here. source = pacific coast news)

wwtdd

(39) Comments

  1. hedstrong 07/30/2010 18:38

    tastes like chicken

  2. i hate you 07/30/2010 18:40

    i am so hungover right now

  3. i hate you 07/30/2010 18:40

    i am so hungover right now

  4. i hate you 07/30/2010 18:41

    see. i hit submit twice. now you’re seeing triple too.

  5. A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 07/30/2010 18:44

    I think the shark mistook her for someone else.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc

  6. MrAdams 07/30/2010 18:46

    I thought Snooki was a “drunk tank”.

    What?

    Wrong post?

    Shit!

  7. Observer 07/30/2010 19:01

    I’m no Shark…..but I wouldn’t mind eating Halle Berry……

    (I’m a Jet)

  8. SCUM 07/30/2010 19:04

    Shouldn’t she be wearing a white wetsuit?

  9. MrAdams 07/30/2010 20:02

    Observer, it’s all psychological. You yell “Halle Berry”, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

  10. MrAdams 07/30/2010 20:03

    Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

  11. Gildorg 07/30/2010 20:06

    Nice Quote! I was thinking they could feed Snooki to the Shark… It should keep it full for at least a hour or two, if it doesn’t get sick and die…

  12. MrAdams 07/30/2010 20:22

    If you tossed Lindsay Lohan into the sea, the shark may not die, but it would catch herpes.

  13. duckbutter 07/30/2010 20:42

    Did I miss anything? No…..well thought I’d ask

  14. biofail 07/30/2010 21:22

    Just in time for shark week!

  15. sugarcone 07/30/2010 21:42

    Those are awesome pics of the great white. BTW, they don’t cover their eyes with a film like some other sharks, they just roll them back in their head to protect the cornea. Or because biting things makes them come.

  16. ohmwrecker 07/30/2010 23:17

    This shark suit is going to pay off one of these days!

  17. drexyl 07/31/2010 02:35

    Me: Rape joke! Rape joke!
    Shark: They all look alike
    Me: Rape joke! Rape joke!

  18. rokan 07/31/2010 09:02

    Looks like I picked the wrongs weekend to quit taking qualudes.

  19. pepper 07/31/2010 09:10

    I’ve heard of Red tide ..never of Dark tide……
    The original makers of Quaaludes was Aurora.
    That was good shit!!!!!!

  20. pepper 07/31/2010 09:40

    SCUM..I finally found you you dirty old man!

    http://dlisted.com/node/38246

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