You could teach a donkey how to scuba dive before Channing Tatum will ever deliver a line in a movie without looking and sounding like he has a concussion, so to see that he’s also kinda fat only adds to the baffling mystery of his success.
And yet here he is, enjoying life on a beach in Italy with his wife Jenna Dewan and Jeremy Renner, both of whom are too cool to be with this fatty. But in the spirit of finding something positive to say, I will admit that Tatum would do really well if there was a contest called the Faggity Necklace Wearing Championships.
(source = splash news online)
hmmm … I checked and I do not care
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin’ hard but…. ahhh, fucking Woodsman.
Doesn’t matter if you’re fat if you’ve got money… You’d think he might could pull at least someone with a rich uncle or something.
Jenna’s Tweets and Photos
http://chirrps.com/jennaldewan
Z you failed. and if you read that retarded shit you type backwords, it reads “first” and that my friend, is fucking g.a.y.
So we get posts about chubby d-list talentless male actors now?
Who? Who? And Who The Fuck WHO?
Who are these people?
Who the heck is Tanning Scrotum?
Repost!
7.13.10
WASHINGTON—Nine of 10 respondents said they
favor the continued public financing of new sports
stadiums, but only if the old ones are imploded in an
elaborate pyrotechnic display that everyone can
watch from reclining chairs as AC/DC’s “Highway To
Hell” blasts in the background.
2082
Jenna Lee Dewan-Tatum (born December 2, 1980) is an American actress, producer, dancer, and former model. She is well known for her leading roles in Tamara and Step Up. ?????????????????????????????????????
Channing Tatum was a dancer in ricky martin’s “she bangs” video. He was an abercombie model, and then later went on to be an actor who starred in several onscreen gems like “Supercross”, “Step up”, “Fighting”, and the horrific abortion of a film called “G.I. Joe, the rise of cobra”. In all accounts he completely sucks and is yet another model who’s gone to hollywood to try and sell his face to producers.
OMG Dirt I failed? What a shame. At least I can spell “backwards” correctly.
is an American actress, producer, dancer, and former model. = she’s got a pretty face, and zero talent. People let her try to be these various titles, with the hopes that she might suck their cocks if they assist her in attempting these various job titles.
looks like these pics were taken at the same place Heather Grahm was at in yesterdays post.
what ever dick bag, im not the one putting up “first” and pretending im not. TMZ is calling, they got a spot waiting for ya.
Speaking of g.a.y., how’s that indoor waterfall running? I’m sure it sets the mood well when you and your homies are watching Entourage together.
Rednecks can’t spell.
Dude, entourage is shit. give me SOME credit….
Cat fight, cat fight.
You couldn’t get credit if you paid the note on your totaled car promptly for 5 years.
Captains Phil’s last episode is on tonight.