Jude Law and Sienna Miller went to the beach in Ponzo, Italy today, and it was quite the window into their relationship. Sienna is the one who spent the day smoking, drinking, looking cold and jumping off shit into the water, while Jude is the one who wanted to spend … the … day … snuggling.
Jesus Jude, get a grip. If that old guy from those Dos Equis commercials saw Jude acting like this, he would punch him right in the face, and then give Sienna a proper banging. Like a man.
(source = inf daily)
Hmmmm. I thought Jude Law was married to Sean Penn.
people who can’t see looking at me like a bat in the sun but they can’t tell no one they got radar but it ain’t that dark they can’t see me in the night without bouncing a wave off my crown gion’ downtown for some thigh don’tt you realize holmes you can’t fuck with ohm.
Sienna Miller’s pussy must be blessed by unicorns and filled with lilacs.
a strong man stands for himself…a stronger man stands for others……
your turn
Life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friends.
Stay Thirsty My Friends
“a strong man stands for himself…a stronger man stands for others……”
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Gay.
“There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive.”
he who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with stinky finger….
Tell me what can a poor boy do expect to sing for a rock n’ roll band.
It’s a line from the animated movie Barnyard…….lol
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’,
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues,
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby,
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Girl, you like a hot bowl of stew
I stood over my stew and jus blew
And when they is no mo’ of you in the soup
I remove my spoon and drink yo juice
Your time is up, my time is now
You can’t see me, my time is now
It’s the franchise, boy I’m shinin’ now
You can’t see me, my time is now!
In case you forgot or fell off I’m still hot - knock
your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can’t turn the swell off
The franchise, doin’ big bid’ness, I live this
It’s automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns,
you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin’
Plus I’m stormin’ on you chumps like I’m thunder and
lightning
Ain’t no way you breakin’ me kid, I’m harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I’m part of the jail
I’m slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole
block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I’m never better your boy’s so hot
you’ll never catch me in the next man’s sweater
If they hate, let ‘em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo’ ass down for the three second tan
Jesus fucking christ, my first 10pixel camera phone took better quality photos than this!
Hehe, I’ve watched SCUM’s avatar loop like 50 times. I wonder what happened next.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Johnny’s in the basement, mixin up the medicine.
I’m on the pavement thinkin bout the government.