Yesterday Shakira put on a bikini for a photo shoot in Ibiza, and this was the first I’d heard of her in a while so I ran a search to see what she’s been up to. It turns out she does incredibly deviant hardcore porn now, either because she’s awesome or because I spelled her name wrong and clicked on a link for “Sharka”.
I was gonna run a new search with her name spelled correctly, but by then my erection was getting pretty painful.
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Slow down, your posting to fast Brendum.
where is the fucking bikini?
No I really do have a boner.
SCUM…LOL
Pepper,
Put a shirt on you fucking bust out!
we are the knights that say …….New Up
FUCKING OUTSTANDING!!!!!
Why is she wearing a big shower loufa. Makes me want to wash my taint again.
I’m a looser..not a bust out…get it straight next time.
Shakira is a perfect example of a girl I’m not really attracted to, but would fuck anyway.
i don’t get the point of the tu-tu
Rokan…relative of yours?
http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20100723/0748a022-1c83-46ad-8782-3ddefa3a9f64
gggoooollllyyyy Miss Kitty,
Will you meet me at the saloon for a sarsaparilla
and we can watch them there Can-Can girlies…
And I agree with SinDs
TaTas > Tutus
Did someone sat toot toot? Dont mess with my Toot Toot
Dont mess with my Toot Toot
I know you have another woman
So dont mess with my Toot Toot
When I was born in my birth suit
The doctor slap her behind
He said: Youre gonna be special
You sweet little Toot Toot?
So you can look as much
But if you much as touch
Youre gonna have yourself a case
Im gonna break your face
So dont mess with my Toot Toot
Dont mess with my Toot Toot
I know you have another woman
So dont mess with my Toot Toot
She’s getting thinner and thinner because i ate her meals, i’m hungry what can i say
looks the same to me.
Genius marketing. Let’s cover up her ass as much as possible it’s not like that’s anything special on her.
He’s a leader of the Empire, I am a rebel. Didn’t you ever watch Star Wars?
Here’s something for you, Pepper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFKZLX8ebAk&feature=related
Google bomb Sharka Blue!