Even at her best Snooki looks like someone just drew a face on a thumb, but today the lucky residents of Seaside Heights in New Jersey got to see regular Snooki and drooling Snooki in handcuffs and with her diaper riding up to expose her ass. Because she was so drunk this afternoon she got arrested for public intoxication while filming season 3 of ‘Jersey Shore’. People says…
(She is) expected to be charged with disorderly conduct.
“She didn’t hurt anyone or get in a fight,” says the source. “She just needs to be in a drunk tank for two hours.”
She’s so ugly in this picture, it’s hard to even look away. It’s like those movies where kids try to hide a creature by putting a hat on it. If you printed that picture and put it under someones house, they would all die.
(source = splash news online and inf)
are your posts just rss feeds from tmz?
I’d still take a run at that oompa loompa
Where are the other 2 pigs?
you suck dde. i wish the entire jersey shore cast would die
why do i suck? i spew the hate for this cunt as much as everyone else.
I to wish nothing but death and carnage to the entire cast of that shit show.
I also wish death and carnage to the god dam producers of that shit show.
I just saw this on tmz and wondered how soon that Dumbass would post it….and here we go!
hey, it all makes for good tv, amiright?
no it makes for horrible tv. If you watch that show and are actually entertained by it, instead of annoyed and or enraged, then you are a mongoloid.
I have no idea who this is. I won’t be stretching your asshole madame.
dde. i was simply angered by your incredible capability to be first. that show has producers? yes they should die.
I hear she comes from a town in the Pines called “Nilbog”
Ikoons, Ikoons, Ikoons!
She’s now passed out in my closet.
Dammit Admiral!
Chicago - Trolling celebrity blogs for Snooki posts? sad…
what is up with all this ass stretching.
I hate you. Get with the program.
All the cool kids are doing it.
Its this summer’s hacky-sack
I wonder wonder which smell’s worse, Snookie’s cooter pie or a garbage scow. Never mind, they are in Jersey, who the fuck cares.
Holy shit, she’s like 2 and a half feet tall.
I whack off to Snooki almost twice weekly in my shower.
….I’ll have to stop….because who can whack it to a scoff-law…?
Easy answer Scum, since the Snookisnizz is where the scows are stored during rough weather.