07.08.2010 thursday morning headlines

Kate Gosselin, Joel Gosselin, Aaden Gosselin

MEL GIBSON - is heard calling an employee a ‘wetback’ on a recording made by his ex. “I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks,” he says. Does he mean stores that sell rims? What can they do about Mexicans? (radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - told her friends that the judge who gave her 90 days in jail was out to get her, and then called her “a fucking bitch.” So it seems Lindsay really has changed. We should all line up and apologize. (tmz)

THE EMMYS - were announced this morning, and in keeping with tradition, none of it makes the slightest bit of sense, including shows like ‘Always Sunny…’ and ‘Community’ being completely left out, while ‘Glee’ was nominated in best comedy. That piece of shit show shouldn’t be on a list of best comedies even if you demanded that they all have the word ‘glee’ in the title. (gawker)

KATE GOSSELIN - thinks she’s 18 apparently. And attractive. And even though she’s a mom out with her 8 kids, she dresses like someone going shopping for cock rings. What a dynamite lady. (inf daily)


(50) Comments

  1. Observer 07/08/2010 11:18

    “Glee” is surprisingly funny……….

    ….”Community” tries….but they’ll have to get Alison Brie’s tits out if they really want to make it…..

    “Always Sunny”…..ought to be funny….but usually is not….just like “Louie”…..

  2. Observer 07/08/2010 11:21

    Nurse Jackie, The Office, and 30 Rock for COMEDY???

    WTF!!!

  3. Chicagoanimal 07/08/2010 11:21

    Louie isn’t funny but the HBO show h had was hilarious! Sunny is always funny but I don’t see it being Award worthy. What would the problem be if someone sent you to jail for 90 days and you called them a ducking bitch? Makes sense!

  4. RemSteale 07/08/2010 11:21

    Glee is funny, Community isnt, Always Sunny is also funny.

  5. Observer 07/08/2010 11:22

    One of my comments is missing………..just like one of our submarines….

  6. Chicagoanimal 07/08/2010 11:22

    Office hasn’t been funny for 2 seasons

  7. SomeoneluvsU 07/08/2010 11:24

    We should fix Kate up with Mel.

  8. Observer 07/08/2010 11:24

    Why wasn’t Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place) nominated for:

    “most fuckable piece of jailbait coming on line in 14 days”?

  9. MrAdams 07/08/2010 11:25

    At least you know Kate Gosselin puts out.

  10. Malaki 07/08/2010 11:25

    Kate needs to dye her skin green so she could play all future roles as the Grinch. with her hack face job she fits the part VERY WELL!

  11. Observer 07/08/2010 11:26

    Variety< Music, or Comedy Series has mostly the UNFUNNY Socialists as nominees…..

    Bill Maher??? Do the judges watch this shit on MUTE?

  12. Observer 07/08/2010 11:27

    Kate’s got a face that says: “I put out after dinner at Applebees”….

  13. MrAdams 07/08/2010 11:40

    …and that’s a bad thing? Kate needs to have more kids. The ones she has look messed up.

  14. LingLing 07/08/2010 11:41

    The judge gave LL 90 days in the judge? I’m waiting for the DVD, or is this going to be a lezzie mini-series?

  15. Watt 07/08/2010 11:46

    I love glee.

    Peppers account exploded because I agreed with him.

    I’m learning journey songs on harmonica.

  16. Woodsman 07/08/2010 11:47

    Thank God her 15 months of “fame” haven’t gone to her egotistic, self-absorbed head! And a nice strip-mall Botox job rounds out the picture of domestic instability.

  17. Tuco The Ugly 07/08/2010 11:51

    El senor peeper no longer exists.
    If he got banned for insulting el senor Brend%n, what will they do to el senor DDM?

  18. Observer 07/08/2010 11:53

    Tuco The Ugly……

    ….fucking funnee……..I weep for DDM’s future

  19. Tuco The Ugly 07/08/2010 11:56

    As el senor Mike Hunt would say:
    Theeey are going to cut hees balls off!

  20. LingLing 07/08/2010 11:56

    Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too? er… maybe not this time.

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