MEL GIBSON - has reportedly been sober for years, which means he was sober during the now famous phone calls that his ex recorded. Which is weird because he sounded drunk as hell. Also he’s Irish (*). Those people love getting drunk, yelling racist names and starting fist fights. That’s why I don’t spend Christmas with my family. (tmz)
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA - has a new evidence picture to use against Mel Gibson, this time showing “deep bruises around her left eye”. She told police he punched her once in the mouth and once in the temple. But not the eye. It’s all part of her plan to make people like me think she’s lying. (radar)
MARISA MILLER - is in the new issue of the FHM, the British magazine that failed here in America despite being way bigger and better funded than it’s rivals. If you used Playboy to represent the Continental Army, this would be a good way to teach history to boys in junior high. (fhm)
(*) a bunch of people emailed about this, because Mel was born in New York and raised in Australia, but his mom was Irish, and he has dual citizenship in America and Ireland.
Needs more Boobs and less Mel
Miller probably purged just because she was IN a kitchen where food is made!
Good forbid she gain an ounce or 2
Orlando bloom must be killed.
God^
Not that I’m complaining, I’ll be first in line to fuck this chick
this isn’t headlines, this is another piece of shit Mel post that no one cares about, with Marissa Miller thrown in for hits.
YOU ARE A HACK.
we got lohan and mel today. I smell a Kardashian post in the making.
Yeah, if you don’t have pictures of Oksana Grigorieva’s nakedness, then just skip it.
I’m about as sick of the Miller chicks as I am Megan Fox. I’d rather see pictures of Claire Forlani eating a banana for lunch.
I wish Mel had killed this bitch to begin with and buried her gold-digging ass in the rose garden so we wouldn’t have had to read a thousand posts on what tapes or pics she has today.
And somebody buy this Miller bitch a plate of biscuits.
Id rather see an ashlynn brooke film. She’s a talent
Claire Forlani, now you’re talking
I used to subscribe to FHM till it was cancelled. It was good! Just like Maxim but started in another cuntry.
Isn’t that mother fucker Australian ? No not Bieber, the other one
Zombie,
Isn’t that where the Jonas Brothers are playing?
Marisa is still a hot piece
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Z, you called hatebreed nu-metal yesterday. That was ab-so-fucking-lutely hillarious. Thank you for that laugh.
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Billie Piper is hot.
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