Tyler is South Korea’s 883rd most popular website, with twice the traffic of maxim.com, getting almost half a billion page views a year. And as a vital part of the community, I wanted to give something back. Unfortunately I’m scared of minorities so that ruled out most charities, and all the “causes” I could find seemed pretty faggity, so instead I’m using money to bribe hot girls into taking most of their clothes off and sending us pictures.
The contest is simple. If you’d like to enter, first ask yourself these questions (to make things easier, get a sharpie and circle the appropriate answer on the screen):
1. Are you a hot girl? Yes No
2. Do you want 500 dollars? Yes No
Time to review your answers. If you answered “yes” to both questions, or even better just to the first one, awesome. Here’s where to find updated details on how to take advantage of your hotness. This week we have 5 new girls to stare and, if they’re lucky,
masturbate to vote for.
(NOTE – there’s no blatant nudity, but some pics might still be NSFW)
UNHAPPY UPDATE – Jill got nervous, because she’s a teacher at a middle school, and just asked about pulling out. But not in the sexy way. So she asked me to take down most of her pics and now we’re down to four.
WINNER NAMING UPDATE – ending the poll at Friday at midnight was a horrible idea because that means I have to do something for the page on Friday at midnight. but Yoga Girl won. That means the winner, once again, was the girl who sent in the most pictures and not just close-ups. hint hint, ladies.