Demi Moore and her way cool husband Ashton Kutcher were on stage at a Snoop Dog concert in Vegas Friday night (good luck figuring out which race should be more embarrassed by that statement), and while Ashton sat and pantomimed, “I’m a jackass with no improv skills” to the crowd, Demi did a sexy dance for Snoop.
Even though she looks good for her age, her age is 47. Did you ever go to a dance in junior high and have the chaperon and teachers start dancing too? This was like that, except worse because at least the dance would have had my incredible mix CD. Savage Garden, Aqua, Smash Mouth - they’re all here, in one amazing collection!
Fist motherfucka
Black guys are not usually super picky about which white whore they’ll fuck….
..so look out behind you Ashton….
I wonder what her clam smells like.
A gulf oyster probably. also, snoop dog is as tired as aerosmith and the like he should just fucking quit.
careface
j-sausage.
You just shit the money bed, my friend.
Is it truly her fecal dream?
Demi Moore is still alive? I’m so thankful! Remember how great she was back in the day? She was brilliant in “About Last Night” and ‘StripTease” and every other movie she flashed her famous tits in. Now she just reminds me too much of an ex-wife I never got to kill.
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This seems even more pointless than usual . . .
I assume that Brenduhn is being facetious, but I am willing to bet that it is closer to the truth than not.
Oh, and I would still bang Demi Moore . . . without question . . . or regard for public safety.
Ohm! Hello, sir.
His taste in music, that is . . .
Bonjour, Mon Frere!
My brother! Those breasts superimposed upon your image are quite rotund and spiritual!
I enjoy ohms avi
Somebody show that old white bitch how to back dat ass up…
Striptease won the Razzie Award (wtf?) for Worst Picture of 1996 and is also listed in the Top 100 Worst Movies Of All Time. Elizabeth Berkeley’s Showgirls is also in that list. Demi should have bared her clam, and Elizabeth shouldn’t have fucked that greasy nígger.
Judging from the wall posters of late 80’s/early 90’s musicians, I imagine that girl in Ohm’s avi to be pushing 40 years old now. That or either she’s one of these snotty young whores running around today who sport Nirvana and GNR merchandise to be trendy, yet can only name “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and “Paradise City” from the bands’ portfolio of songs.
I the land of Chimpanzees there was a monkey.
Zombie, it’s the latter . . . she’s one of Breduhn’s “show us your tits” contestants that I photoshopped the hell out of . . . she had WWTDD written on her belly in lipstick. She also knows “Come As You Are” and “Sweet Child O’ Mine”.
I want to touch her pener.