Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace

By brendon September 07, 2010 @ 4:12 PM


Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between sets.

Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to hearing ‘Fall Out Boy’, which is shame/boredom, but Ashlee started… whatever the hell you would call this.

The lone bright spot was that she looked somewhat hot, at least for her, and at least compared to Jessica. When asked for a comment, Ashlee said, “I was just having fun.” And Jessica said, “Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will pay for this outrage.”

“Huh-huh-huh,” she added after that.


(29) Comments

  1. rokan 09/07/2010 16:15

    She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s abortion.

  2. i hate you 09/07/2010 16:18

    solid rokan – pete looks very happy in this marriage. i wonder if daddy simpson is planning on moving in with them yet.

  3. Zombie 09/07/2010 16:22

    And Jessica said, “Bring me Solo and the Wookie.


    Rokan and I Hate You, you’ve been summoned to the pig farm… now piss off.

  4. RangerLG 09/07/2010 16:24

    Looks like the SNL dance. I bet Pete wishes he could punch her in the face, but he doesn’t want to break a nail.

  5. MrAdams 09/07/2010 16:28

    Weird. Pete Wentz looks a lot like Samantha Ronson.

  6. minimosh 09/07/2010 16:32

    she looks dirty.

  7. Demon Spawn 09/07/2010 16:42

    Damn this chick is scary looking. She’s like the grown up version of the ghost girl from The Ring movie.

  8. SCUM 09/07/2010 16:42

    The old dude in the back row wants to tap that ass, HARD.

  9. i hate you 09/07/2010 16:46

    zombie. i will have the wookie fuck you gently if you apologize.

  10. SomeoneluvsU 09/07/2010 16:48

    Pete’s or Ashlee’s

  11. j4ck4l 09/07/2010 16:56

    shes more interesting than tennis

  12. rokan 09/07/2010 16:58

    Nothin doin, I hate you.

    I want a Blumpkin, and I am going to hold my breath until i get one.

  13. i hate you 09/07/2010 17:09

    rokan. zombie invited us to his pig farm, but i don’t waaaaaaaannna squeal like a pig.

  14. MisterD 09/07/2010 17:11

    Where is the fat redneck old man when you need him to punch this fugly worthless whore down the steps?

  15. rokan 09/07/2010 17:14

    I hate you,

    Don’t get worried until he invites you to his birthday party

  16. The Original Lo Rider 09/07/2010 17:20

    Ashley’s had a kid and drinks like a fish and yet she’s still not let herself go to hell like Jessica. Yea, she looks a little grungy, but I dig that in a chick I’m gonna nail once before I hit the road.

  17. duckbutter 09/07/2010 17:30

    pic six looks like someone shoved a carrot up her ass

  18. rokan 09/07/2010 17:32


    What’s up in Okie-ville?

  19. duckbutter 09/07/2010 17:34

    Jessica forever > Ashlee……believe dat jigs

  20. Boba Fett 09/07/2010 17:35

    Jabba’s got nothing on Ashlee.

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