Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between sets.
Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to hearing ‘Fall Out Boy’, which is shame/boredom, but Ashlee started… whatever the hell you would call this.
The lone bright spot was that she looked somewhat hot, at least for her, and at least compared to Jessica. When asked for a comment, Ashlee said, “I was just having fun.” And Jessica said, “Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will pay for this outrage.”
“Huh-huh-huh,” she added after that.
She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s abortion.
solid rokan – pete looks very happy in this marriage. i wonder if daddy simpson is planning on moving in with them yet.
And Jessica said, “Bring me Solo and the Wookie.
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Rokan and I Hate You, you’ve been summoned to the pig farm… now piss off.
Looks like the SNL dance. I bet Pete wishes he could punch her in the face, but he doesn’t want to break a nail.
Weird. Pete Wentz looks a lot like Samantha Ronson.
she looks dirty.
Damn this chick is scary looking. She’s like the grown up version of the ghost girl from The Ring movie.
The old dude in the back row wants to tap that ass, HARD.
zombie. i will have the wookie fuck you gently if you apologize.
Scum,
Pete’s or Ashlee’s
shes more interesting than tennis
Nothin doin, I hate you.
I want a Blumpkin, and I am going to hold my breath until i get one.
rokan. zombie invited us to his pig farm, but i don’t waaaaaaaannna squeal like a pig.
Where is the fat redneck old man when you need him to punch this fugly worthless whore down the steps?
I hate you,
Don’t get worried until he invites you to his birthday party
Ashley’s had a kid and drinks like a fish and yet she’s still not let herself go to hell like Jessica. Yea, she looks a little grungy, but I dig that in a chick I’m gonna nail once before I hit the road.
pic six looks like someone shoved a carrot up her ass
Junk-rubber,
What’s up in Okie-ville?
Jessica forever > Ashlee……believe dat jigs
Jabba’s got nothing on Ashlee.